r/tifu • u/Fabulous-Tiger9480 • 5d ago

TIFU eating before sex S

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u/jtrage 5d ago

Could’ve been worse. You could have shit on him during. Or could’ve been better if he is into that.

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u/Tofushopdriftin 5d ago

I'm sorry, but after the past two weeks all I can see is "shit on that thang" I'm wheezing

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u/matt1484 5d ago

Oh you mean the “cock poo-ah”

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u/FrothyCarebear 5d ago

I’m not sure how this comment hasn’t won a Grammy.

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u/TheMammothHunter 4d ago

I luh you “poopy”

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u/reddottor2 5d ago

Cockapoo?

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u/littlebitsofspider 4d ago

hawk pfbbbfbffffbffbbbfff

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u/walk_through_this 4d ago

Not hawk. Hngh.