TIFU by being labelled a pedophile for asking about consent.

[u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

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[u/SheepD0g]

Now THIS is a proper TIFU. Strong work.

[u/Dpan → u/SheepD0g]

Seems like OP has been going a little too hard on the edibles.

And since OP struggles with semantics, let me be clear. I am not using 'edibles' as a catch all term for food. I mean cannabis.

[u/SomeAwfulMillennial → u/Dpan]

Oh god, I'm terrified of saying I go a little too hard on anything now.

[u/Scott_on_the_rox → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

Hard on? “HARD ON”?!?! Are you limp shaming impotent men now you sadistic bastard?!?

[u/SomeAwfulMillennial → u/Scott_on_the_rox]

Banned from TIFU for shaming imp's

[u/Uchihagod53 → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

Jesus fucking Christ, now the guy hates Imps...

[u/perfidiouspook → u/Uchihagod53]

Tyrion Lannister would like a word.

[u/Rick_from_C137 → u/Uchihagod53]

All my homies hate imperials

[u/UIM_SQUIRTLE → u/Uchihagod53]

ban him from osrs too

[u/SirPelleas → u/Uchihagod53]

What did Midna ever do to him?!

[u/RewardCapable → u/Uchihagod53]

Absolute monster..

[u/GodHimselfNoCap → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

Woah you even have a slur for them thats crazy

[u/HustleKong → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

Just don’t badmouth us goblins and we’re cool. Imps can go back to their forests for all I care.

[u/TwoTwoJohn → u/Scott_on_the_rox]

It's reddit , his sadistic behaviour has probably given more than a few Redditors a stiffy

[u/LostHat77 → u/TwoTwoJohn]

This is acurate lmao

[u/SomeAwfulMillennial → u/TwoTwoJohn]

That was the diabolical plan all along.

Karma farming and ragebaiting just for sad stiffies.

[u/jacknacalm → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

Reddit told me you go hard on the littles you pos.

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[u/Some_Guy_24601 → u/[deleted]]

Uhm, excuse me, the appropriate term is little people.

[u/_thundercracker_ → u/[deleted]]

No, these ones

[u/GraceOfJarvis → u/[deleted]]

Well dropping a slur sure isn't the way to prove you don't go too hard on them.

[u/Kung_Fu_Jim → u/[deleted]]

oldschool

maybe 4th edition

💀💀💀

[u/beeedean → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

To answer your question seriously.. children can’t consent. Parents consent on their behalf and need to sign for them under 18 (16 in some places) Previous piercer here, I worked in a tattoo shop; I do agree that I would never pierce a child until they could verbally tell me they wanted it though and can understand and follow aftercare instructions and repeat them back to me.. 7/8 year old usually. Your ears grow a lot and piercings done at a young age can look different placement wise years down the road.. Make sure wherever you get it done uses a hollow needle as well.

I think this varies for different things because obviously I would never allow a child to get a tattoo until 16-18 or so. Even then, I always recommend they wait a couple years to make sure it’s what they want.

[u/SomeAwfulMillennial → u/beeedean]

That's a very cool standard to make sure they get it.

[u/Representative-Sir97 → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

Perv. Lol.

[u/SomeAwfulMillennial → u/Representative-Sir97]

Just so simple!

[u/Big-Constant-7289 → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

Haha I 100% unilaterally ruled that my kid doesn’t get body modifications without their own consent bc family were pushing me to pierce their ears as a newborn. We don’t even cut that kids hair without their ok.

[u/XkF21WNJ → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

Don't be too hard on yourself.

[u/frogorilla → u/XkF21WNJ]

He's too old to get himself hard.

[u/BannanDylan → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

OP goes hard on children

More news at 6

[u/greeneggsnhammy → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

Can’t say hard on and age of consent in the same place or you’re really gone. 

[u/SuburbiaNow → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

I really want to say "That's what SHE said", but I won't.

[u/Vercci → u/SomeAwfulMillennial]

At least you won't go dropping a hard R anytime soon