r/tifu May 29 '24

TIFU by making my child vegetarian. S

I have a 6 year old son. We went to a fair a few months ago and there was a display of livestock that the public could pet.

Me, trying to be jolly, told him that he'd be eating them for dinner someday.

My son was shocked and asked me how was that possible. I told him that meat is made by killing animals and cooking them. He then asked me what all the meats were. I told him that it's chicken, beef, steak, sausages, salami and mutton.

Later that night at home, I noticed him seperating his dinner. He removed all the meat pieces from the rice and only ate the rice. My wife asked him what was wrong and he said he doesn't want to eat animals.

Thankfully, he's fine with milk and eggs. However, he continued refusing to eat any meat. A week passed and we went to the doctor. The doctor said that it's probably just a temporary phase and we should feed him vegetarian alternatives for the time being.

We now buy canned beans, lentils, greek yoghurt, olive oil, whey protein, soy nuggets and plant-based patties/sausages. We also order a cheese pizza for him.

It's been a few months now, and I've bought iron and B12 gummies for him. Even my wife and I are starting to go more vegetarian.

TL;DR: We went to a fair and there was a display where the crowd could pet livestock. I told my son he'd eat those animals soon, and he's a full blown vegetarian now.

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u/arnoldrew May 29 '24

I can’t imagine not being able to explain chickens laying eggs to my 6-year-old and having to lie to them and say they come out of their mouths.

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u/Tarianor May 29 '24 edited May 29 '24

My 5 year old absolutely loves the fact that eggs comes out the butt.

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u/GenitalFurbies May 29 '24

That's definitely a thing that would make me laugh as a kid

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u/Tarianor May 29 '24

I can tell by your username ;)

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u/GenitalFurbies May 29 '24

This username is decades old beyond reddit and mostly a relic at this point.

You are not wrong.

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u/cattheotherwhitemeat May 29 '24

This username is decades old beyond reddit and mostly a relic at this point.

Oh, do I feel your pain.

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u/GenitalFurbies May 29 '24

It's mostly in the lower back

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u/cattheotherwhitemeat May 29 '24

I took my calcium today, don't forget yours!

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u/AmoebaPrize May 30 '24

I have a hilarious memory of being at my sheltered, home schooled, childhood friend's house and him talking about chickens pooping eggs (they owned and lived on a small farm). We were like 10. Me and his mom shared the funniest "I'm not explaining this" look to each other and I managed to not die laughing somehow.