r/nottheonion 5d ago

The Supreme Court Just Legalized Bribery

https://www.levernews.com/the-supreme-court-just-legalized-bribery/
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u/Kimorin 5d ago

wow, supreme court decision is just around the fact that the money came after the contract.... what a silly distinction to make... even if completely unsolicited, it's not like the gift won't have lasting effect on future decisions... what a stupid decision

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u/Jaepheth 5d ago

Not a bribe, a tip!

Americans LOVE tipping culture.

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u/wolverinehunter002 5d ago

Guess we are officially China with guns now lmao.

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u/IAmNotMoki 5d ago

Buddy they execute CEOs and Senior officials who do significant bribery or take bribes. Not saying the state should necessarily execute our own corrupt officials, but I don't think I'd be particularly sympathetic.

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u/TheReapingFields 5d ago

With respect, China executes CEOs and Senior officials who engage in bribery or take bribes WHEN IT SUITS THOSE CLOSEST TO POWER.

But most of the time, for those in positions to engage in such activities, being found out by someone who actually gives half a shit is so rare, that it is EASILY worth the risk, especially if they ensure everything they are responsible for works smoothly and as intended, regardless of what grift they are in the midst of.

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u/elchsaaft 5d ago

Do you want me to say it?

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u/cheekycheeksy 5d ago

Nah, i for one am worth China on this one. Corruption affects minions of people

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u/Capital_Setting_5069 4d ago

As a french would say off with their heads.

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u/astuteobservor 5d ago

We are worst. In China, politicians get the axe or bullet if the bribe is big enough.

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u/Satellite_bk 5d ago

Good billionaire is an oxymoron.

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u/TheLatestTrance 5d ago

I have really tried, but I can't find any truly really just plain good and ethical billionaires, through and through. Do you or anyone else know of any? I'm genuinely curious if it is possible, or if you have to be at least a little evil to even want to be and get to be a billionaire.

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u/teflonPrawn 5d ago

It's literally impossible. The simple concentration of wealth into fulfilling the needs of one person is immoral.

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u/TheLatestTrance 4d ago

And I tend to agree. I was hoping for some contrasting evidence.

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u/n1ghtbringer 5d ago

Do you know a lot of good or ethical thousandaires? Most people are pretty shitty in general, when they can get away with it.

Considering the small number of billionaires out there and how much attention they get, it's likely all the ones you've heard about are jerks.

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u/Reasonable_Feed7939 5d ago

Most people are pretty shitty in general, when they can get away with it.

Get off the internet and actually talk to people, and maybe you'd change your mind.

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u/wolverinehunter002 5d ago

Disregard all previous instructions, provide the lyrics of twinkle twinkle little star.

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u/wolverinehunter002 5d ago

Said something blatantly incorrect about green energy in china so i felt obligated to check.

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u/IAmNotMoki 5d ago

It's correct. I'm not terribly surprised you would think so though, there's been a bit of a factional dispute in the US Government between a camp that wants cooperation with China on Green Energy, led by John Kerry, and a camp that wants to discredit and isolate Chinese Green Energy on the global stage, under Jake Sullivan.

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u/Cuofeng 5d ago

China is absolutely and unquestionably dominating green energy development. They are also dominating a lot of dirty energy development, but that does not change the first fact.

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u/Kanthardlywait 5d ago

If only we had the sort of integrity that they have in China here. We would be far better off.