r/nottheonion • u/DerangedUnicorn27 • 5h ago
Convicted child rapist qualifies for Olympics
r/nottheonion • u/thieh • 8h ago
Homeless people can be ticketed for sleeping outside, Supreme Court rules
r/nottheonion • u/savvystrider • 9h ago
Inflight ‘raw dogging’: The bizarre new travel trend that’s creating a buzz
r/nottheonion • u/Oblivious122 • 8h ago
Wizards Of The Coast Accused Of Using Hillary Clinton As Model For New Dungeons & Dragons Paladin
r/nottheonion • u/Gordon432 • 7h ago
Man arrested for using fake ID to bond friend out of jail, who was arrested for using fake IDs
Bail bondsmen hate this one trick...
r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 1d ago
Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms
r/nottheonion • u/Submestran • 10h ago
Maldives minister arrested for performing ‘black magic’ on President Muizzu: Report
r/nottheonion • u/lambunctious • 21h ago
FDA warns top U.S. bakery not to claim foods contain allergens when they don't
r/nottheonion • u/JAlbert653 • 1d ago
DeSantis said he cut Florida’s arts funding over ‘sexual’ festivals
r/nottheonion • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 1d ago
The Supreme Court Just Legalized Bribery
r/nottheonion • u/JeffRVA • 1d ago
Oklahoma state superintendent announces all schools must incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments in curriculums
r/nottheonion • u/thieh • 1d ago
Alabama town's first Black mayor, who had been locked out of office, will return under settlement
r/nottheonion • u/fjhforever • 20h ago
South Korea administrative robot defunct after apparent suicide
r/nottheonion • u/JAlbert653 • 1d ago
Man flies nearly 1,000 miles to attack fellow gamer with hammer, deputies say
r/nottheonion • u/Sandstorm400 • 1d ago
School resource officer accused of using Taser on Selma middle school teacher
r/nottheonion • u/Similar_Rutabaga_593 • 1d ago
Ronaldo the 6ft 'male' snake gives birth to 14 babies in rare 'virgin birth'
r/nottheonion • u/zabavnabrzda • 1d ago
Meet the first federal candidate in Canadian history to lose an election with zero votes
r/nottheonion • u/sean22306 • 23h ago
Man goes to hospital with gunshot wound, leaves mad
r/nottheonion • u/User41678290 • 1d ago
South Korean telecom company attacks torrent users with malware — over 600,000 customers report missing files, strange folders, and disabled PCs
r/nottheonion • u/Direct_Age2350 • 1d ago
Oklahoma Superintendent Commands Schools to Teach the Bible
r/nottheonion • u/herrbz • 1d ago
Musk's SpaceX hired to destroy ISS space station
r/nottheonion • u/ichakas • 1d ago
Tory MP candidate 'bet £8,000 he would lose seat'
r/nottheonion • u/millitzer • 1d ago