This isn't regular audacity, this is advanced audacity

[u/BPTeehee]

[u/OrdainedFury]

This fool said ol' girl got a subscription lmao. I ain't never in my life had that much delusional audacious confidence in my life lol

[u/KDs_FakeAccount → u/OrdainedFury]

It got me thinking, would women pay for a subscription boyfriend🤔.

It Might be an untapped market

[u/Dangerous_Pepper_939 → u/KDs_FakeAccount]

Before you invest more time in this, no.

[u/PMme_boobs_plz → u/Dangerous_Pepper_939]

I'm currently getting paid to do this right now. Lol

[u/Aidian → u/PMme_boobs_plz]

And I’m sure someone out there gets paid a staggering sum to test-nap those opulent “more money than I’ll ever have for one”luxury beds, but it’s a really fucking niche market at best.

99.999% of us don’t have the connections and/or skill set to aspire to that level of laxity, so don’t go getting their hopes up.

[u/NewSauerKraus → u/Aidian]

I heard the market is pretty big with older women in Japan.

[u/anarchetype → u/NewSauerKraus]

Isn't that what the host club industry is for?

It's expensive as shit, though, so undercutting them might be profitable. That is, unless the yakuza are connected and catch wind of your activities.

[u/PMme_boobs_plz → u/Aidian]

I just met a random chick on a dating app and now she flies me out to see her and pays me for my time. Super easy

[u/Aidian → u/PMme_boobs_plz]

You’re going to inspire entirely too many gullible people to be utterly insufferable if you keep this up.

Aren’t their lives hard enough as it is? Have some compassion for the dumbasses and/or idjits out there.

[u/PMme_boobs_plz → u/Aidian]

Ok that's fair. I apologize for anyone I may have inspired

[u/Aidian → u/PMme_boobs_plz]

Ok good, I’m glad we got that cleared up.

[u/FtrIndpndntCanddt → u/Aidian]

Nah fuck that. He inspired me! I'm already a paid munch. I need to diversity my income, apparently!

[u/Aidian → u/FtrIndpndntCanddt]

Godspeed and good luck. It’s gonna be a hard road.

[u/ElishaAlison → u/Aidian]

You’re going to inspire entirely too many gullible people to be utterly insufferable if you keep this up.

Yoink!

I shall be taking this quote with me thank you 🥷

[u/Fishylips → u/PMme_boobs_plz]

So is lying.

[u/David_From_Philly → u/PMme_boobs_plz]

Did anyone believe this?