r/BlackPeopleTwitter 4d ago

This isn't regular audacity, this is advanced audacity

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u/OrdainedFury ☑️ 4d ago

This fool said ol' girl got a subscription lmao. I ain't never in my life had that much delusional audacious confidence in my life lol

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u/KDs_FakeAccount 4d ago edited 4d ago

It got me thinking, would women pay for a subscription boyfriend🤔.

It Might be an untapped market

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u/Dangerous_Pepper_939 4d ago

Before you invest more time in this, no.

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u/PMme_boobs_plz 4d ago

I'm currently getting paid to do this right now. Lol

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u/Aidian 4d ago

And I’m sure someone out there gets paid a staggering sum to test-nap those opulent “more money than I’ll ever have for one”luxury beds, but it’s a really fucking niche market at best.

99.999% of us don’t have the connections and/or skill set to aspire to that level of laxity, so don’t go getting their hopes up.

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u/NewSauerKraus 3d ago

I heard the market is pretty big with older women in Japan.

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u/anarchetype 3d ago

Isn't that what the host club industry is for?

It's expensive as shit, though, so undercutting them might be profitable. That is, unless the yakuza are connected and catch wind of your activities.

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u/PMme_boobs_plz 4d ago

I just met a random chick on a dating app and now she flies me out to see her and pays me for my time. Super easy

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u/Aidian 4d ago

You’re going to inspire entirely too many gullible people to be utterly insufferable if you keep this up.

Aren’t their lives hard enough as it is? Have some compassion for the dumbasses and/or idjits out there.

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u/PMme_boobs_plz 4d ago

Ok that's fair. I apologize for anyone I may have inspired

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u/Aidian 4d ago

Ok good, I’m glad we got that cleared up.

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u/FtrIndpndntCanddt 4d ago

Nah fuck that. He inspired me! I'm already a paid munch. I need to diversity my income, apparently!

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u/Aidian 4d ago

Godspeed and good luck. It’s gonna be a hard road.

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u/ElishaAlison 3d ago

You’re going to inspire entirely too many gullible people to be utterly insufferable if you keep this up.

Yoink!

I shall be taking this quote with me thank you 🥷

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u/Fishylips 4d ago

So is lying.

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u/David_From_Philly 3d ago edited 3d ago

Did anyone believe this?

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u/paperpeddler ☑️ 3d ago

Exactly. As someone wise once told me "dick is free, pussy is expensive. Act accordingly."

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u/somethingclever79 3d ago

I like this saying I shall take it and leave one in return. "A woman can give away more pussy than a man can buy."

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u/yasaswygr 2d ago

Japan does this already

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u/Hi-Road ☑️ 4d ago

Part of the boyfriend subscription is not having to pay for most things!

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u/FtrIndpndntCanddt 4d ago

Not every woman can get that on her own. A lot of women out here making more than men and look rougher than construction workers. They gotta pay! 🥴

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u/loptopandbingo 4d ago

Gigolos have been a thing for centuries, if not millennia

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u/KinseyH 4d ago

And now you've put David Lee Roth in my head. But you know what? That's cool. Sounds like highschool up in here.

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u/Seattlehepcat 3d ago

Bop! Bodsy-bodsy bop, skitty bop!

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u/KinseyH 3d ago

YOU GOT CHARRRRRIIIISMA (it's been 30 years since I've seen the video. At least)

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u/Paraxom 4d ago

i think those are called host clubs

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u/FtrIndpndntCanddt 4d ago

Ouran host club was peak anime!

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u/99-dreams 4d ago

I assume it's a very limited market. You'd have to find a group of women who are making good money, but can't find a long term dating partner and don't mind being a sugar mama. Like, I'm sure there's more than one but it's not a lot.

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 4d ago

Replying to OrdainedFury... Buying the Boyfriend Experience in Japan

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QS2QdRaW3Qs&pp=ygUoUHJvZmVzc2lvbmFsIEJveWZyaWVuZCBleHBlcmllbmNlIGtvcmVhIA%3D%3D

In Tokyo, a new wave of services is targeting these women, serving up the ""à la carte"" boyfriend experience. Whether they're craving a shoulder to cry on, a hunk to take shots with, or a late-night cuddle, Tokyo-based women can fulfill their relational needs on demand and by the hour.

Host Karley Sciortino travels to Tokyo to sample the services that are marketed to the country's powerful single women and speaks with the men who make a living catering to that need.

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u/Fluid_Measurement963 4d ago

I could tap that market...

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u/certifiednemesis 4d ago

Its an absolutely tapped market. Check japan rental boyfriends.

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u/Holygrail1985 4d ago

Charge it to the game mane🤷🏾‍♂️it’s untapped

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u/give_me_the_formu0li 4d ago

Doesn’t that happen in Japan? You can rent a gf over there

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u/McNemo 4d ago

Yes, duh

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u/Particular_Set369 3d ago

Yes. They will. They do.

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u/sidward6969 3d ago

Rental boyfriends are a thing in Japan and during the holidays so its not too far off. If you're that marketable

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u/gracilenta 3d ago

they do have rent-a-boy/girlfriend in Japan and S. Korea, so…

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u/DavidSmokes 3d ago

Funny enough Japan got somethin like this but for guys that want gfs an shits poppin last I heard