r/politics • u/croato87 • 4d ago

America Lost the First Biden-Trump Debate Soft Paywall

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/america-lost-first-biden-trump-debate-1235048539/
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u/sean0883 California 4d ago

You know folks, we have a great thing with water - you know water, H2O - everybody knows it. Not many people know this, but the O stands for oxygen, but I knew that. My uncle, he was at MIT, so I understand these things. It's in my blood, folks.

But then along comes the Biden administration, and what do they do? They mess it up, big time.

You know what they didn't do? They didn't add another O to H2O. They don't want you to have more oxygen in your water. They could've made it H2O2, but they didn't have the vision, they didn't have the guts. And now look at us, stuck with plain old H2O.

But mark my words, we're going to fix it. We're going to add that second O, and we're going to make water great again. It's going to be tremendous, folks, absolutely tremendous. So stay tuned, because we're going to get it done.

(ChatGPT wrote most of this. I only really did some slight editing and a couple things it was struggling with. You have to give it a few correction prompts to reel it in, but it's a great bit of fun for most anything.)

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u/Financial-Orchid938 4d ago edited 4d ago

You forgot to add the "literally everyone wants this" as well as "every water scholar is in agreement"

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u/geforce2187 4d ago

And the part where a big strong man came to him with tears in his eyes and addressed him as "sir"

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u/Kamelasa Canada 4d ago

And the numbers on this are unbelievable. We have the best numbers, double, triple, quadruple - like no one has ever seen before.

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u/Horrison2 4d ago

In my blood, there's iron, and carbon, that makes steel folks, steel in my veins

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u/metalvessel 4d ago

Yeah, that's why they're called metal vessels.

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u/3rdPlan3t 4d ago

Really glad I stopped reading after the first few words. No one needs this.

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u/sean0883 California 4d ago

I think the world needs more of this non-sense. Just.... not electing it to President.

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u/Steeltooth493 Indiana 4d ago

The sad part about this is that I can hear Ronald Dump saying in in my head. I need some H2NO.

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u/D4ltaOne 4d ago

This was way too coherent

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u/sean0883 California 3d ago

Computers being as logical as they are, are only capable of being so incoherent on purpose.

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u/Mercury_Armadillo 4d ago

So stay tuned, because we’re going to get it done.

TWO WEEKS!

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u/NJJ1956 3d ago

If only we had relatives that were professors at MIT -back in the good old days- when only the very wealthy could go to college and also become professors- we’d be as genius as Trump- that’s a big no thanks-especially if he’s the example of what the word genius means.