r/politics • u/croato87 • 6d ago

America Lost the First Biden-Trump Debate Soft Paywall

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/america-lost-first-biden-trump-debate-1235048539/
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u/Available_Cream2305 6d ago

We had H2O with the best numbers, we would have had H3O but with a rigged election the Biden administration stopped us

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u/sean0883 California 6d ago

You know folks, we have a great thing with water - you know water, H2O - everybody knows it. Not many people know this, but the O stands for oxygen, but I knew that. My uncle, he was at MIT, so I understand these things. It's in my blood, folks.

But then along comes the Biden administration, and what do they do? They mess it up, big time.

You know what they didn't do? They didn't add another O to H2O. They don't want you to have more oxygen in your water. They could've made it H2O2, but they didn't have the vision, they didn't have the guts. And now look at us, stuck with plain old H2O.

But mark my words, we're going to fix it. We're going to add that second O, and we're going to make water great again. It's going to be tremendous, folks, absolutely tremendous. So stay tuned, because we're going to get it done.

(ChatGPT wrote most of this. I only really did some slight editing and a couple things it was struggling with. You have to give it a few correction prompts to reel it in, but it's a great bit of fun for most anything.)

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u/D4ltaOne 6d ago

This was way too coherent

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u/sean0883 California 5d ago

Computers being as logical as they are, are only capable of being so incoherent on purpose.