r/politics • u/rollingstone Rolling Stone • May 15 '24

Biden Challenges Trump to Two Debates. Trump Immediately Accepts Soft Paywall

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/biden-challenges-trump-debates-1235021164/
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u/Critical_Half_3712 May 15 '24

So, which emotional support senator will debate for him?

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u/discussatron Arizona May 15 '24

They’ll be lined up to lick his asshole during ad breaks.

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u/AlanShore60607 May 15 '24

Is that how he gets it cleaned when he changes his diaper?

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u/shaved-yeti May 15 '24

They take the term "brown nosing" quite literally.