r/politics • u/rollingstone Rolling Stone • May 15 '24

Biden Challenges Trump to Two Debates. Trump Immediately Accepts Soft Paywall

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/biden-challenges-trump-debates-1235021164/
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u/Critical_Half_3712 May 15 '24

So, which emotional support senator will debate for him?

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u/discussatron Arizona May 15 '24

They’ll be lined up to lick his asshole during ad breaks.

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u/AlanShore60607 May 15 '24

Is that how he gets it cleaned when he changes his diaper?

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u/keigo199013 Alabama May 15 '24

\vomiting intensifies**

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u/sharp11flat13 Canada May 15 '24

I’ve been dry heaving since 2016.

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u/shaved-yeti May 15 '24

They take the term "brown nosing" quite literally.

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u/Imdatingstaceysmom California May 16 '24

Bro why do people in this sub constantly imagine Trump pooping in a diaper like it's fantasy they're projecting.

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u/espresso_martini__ May 15 '24

Vivek is probably doing tongue exercises as soon as the news broke. Hell, vivek is down at court supporting his master already. Creepy ass licker.

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u/Imdatingstaceysmom California May 16 '24

Did you get off while writing this comment? Is this a fantasy of yours?

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u/discussatron Arizona May 16 '24

You looking for fan fic?

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u/Imdatingstaceysmom California May 17 '24

No thanks I already get too much of it in this sub

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u/Pishki-doodle May 15 '24

They need those orange vests dogs wear.

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u/Critical_Half_3712 May 15 '24

So they don’t get hit by cars? Nah

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u/CrabbyBlueberry Washington May 15 '24

The vests are so that people won't try to pet them while they're working.

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u/Critical_Half_3712 May 15 '24

They’d like that

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u/Thief_of_Sanity May 15 '24

Mike Johnson?