r/nottheonion • u/Oblivious122 • 4d ago

Wizards Of The Coast Accused Of Using Hillary Clinton As Model For New Dungeons & Dragons Paladin

https://thatparkplace.com/wizards-of-the-coast-accused-of-using-hillary-clinton-as-model-for-new-dungeons-dragons-paladin/
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u/mrlotato 4d ago

Right wing wizards are losing their shit

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u/GentlemanOctopus 4d ago

There is absolutely no chance this guy is a wizard.

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u/thetwelveofsix 4d ago

Maybe he’s a Grand Wizard.

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u/mrlotato 4d ago

A grand wizard

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u/ThePowerOfStories 4d ago

I think you’ll find him in the Monster Manual between Troglodyte and Umber Hulk.

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u/NKD_WA 4d ago

Def some kind of smurfy multiclass cheese

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u/GentlemanOctopus 4d ago

I mean I'm just assuming they're not an adventurer at all. We're looking at a commoner at best.