r/funny • u/sabaloma • 6d ago

Soviet dad: eating techniques

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u/monodeldiablo 6d ago

I didn't realize I was a stereotype until I saw this and felt hungry.

The shirt is too clean, though, and that puny knife ain't worth shit.

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u/deFazerZ 6d ago

That's because it's an integrated t-shirt, and the knife is just for cleaning out the gunk under the toenails.

It doubles as a toothpick, though.

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u/KiW3 6d ago

It doubles as a toothpick

i wish i could unread this

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u/deFazerZ 6d ago

Good news! It also helps to unsee things!1! ^u^

👁👄👁‍🗨🔪 *poke*

...oh, you said "unread"? Sorry, nevermind. Depending on the severity of the memory, that one takes a whole hammer. Or even an axe.