r/funny • u/sabaloma • 4d ago

Soviet dad: eating techniques

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u/monodeldiablo 4d ago

I didn't realize I was a stereotype until I saw this and felt hungry.

The shirt is too clean, though, and that puny knife ain't worth shit.

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u/Happychunky 4d ago

Also lacking the cigarette

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u/FarFetchedSketch 4d ago

I can smell the living room of this house.

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u/SadAd2653 4d ago

And vodka

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u/tuckedfexas 4d ago

Onions, home smoked meats and cheeses, Marlboro reds, and homemade plum/pear brandy for my Balkan in laws lol.

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u/slick514 4d ago

What do you think he’s staring at?

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u/marichuu 4d ago

And the Kalashnikov

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u/pykinson 4d ago

Where are the Zywiec Beer and the camel cigarettes?

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u/deFazerZ 4d ago

That's because it's an integrated t-shirt, and the knife is just for cleaning out the gunk under the toenails.

It doubles as a toothpick, though.

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u/The_wolf2014 4d ago

Unless it's also got another purpose as a poop knife then I'm disappointed. That's more washing to have to do

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u/KiW3 4d ago

It doubles as a toothpick

i wish i could unread this

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u/deFazerZ 3d ago

Good news! It also helps to unsee things!1! ^u^

👁👄👁‍🗨🔪 *poke*

...oh, you said "unread"? Sorry, nevermind. Depending on the severity of the memory, that one takes a whole hammer. Or even an axe.

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u/froodoo22 4d ago

I was thinking “this seems more Russian mob vs dad”

It was because the shirt wasn’t dirty LOL