Since the whole force got bought out & became a subsidiary of PepsiCo™, guarding the sacred names has been their primary role. Also For contractual reasons they are required to bleed Arctic Blitz instead of bleeding blue.
Ever watch Reno 911? There's an episode where a Hooters knock off sponsors the sheriffs department and it gets pretty stupid. That's what you just reminded me of.
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u/Sinsanatis 4d ago
Whys that?