r/SipsTea 5d ago

Sips Gatorade Feels good man

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u/part_time85 5d ago

On a sidenote, only cops know the actual flavor names of Gatorade and don't call them by color.

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u/Sinsanatis 4d ago

Whys that?

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u/I_said_booourns 4d ago

Since the whole force got bought out & became a subsidiary of PepsiCo™, guarding the sacred names has been their primary role. Also For contractual reasons they are required to bleed Arctic Blitz instead of bleeding blue.

I've said too much

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u/part_time85 4d ago

Ever watch Reno 911? There's an episode where a Hooters knock off sponsors the sheriffs department and it gets pretty stupid. That's what you just reminded me of.

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u/I_said_booourns 4d ago

That's the show from the new boot goof'n meme yeah? Not yet,but it's on the list. If the Reno 911 writer is reading this, plz don't sue