Sips Gatorade

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[u/VibeComplex]

What about purple you coward?

[u/Jeramy_Jones → u/VibeComplex]

That’s for after sex.

[u/rubinass3 → u/Jeramy_Jones]

That's why he didn't mention it. He hasn't been able to verify.

[u/MadOrange64 → u/Jeramy_Jones]

You guys have sex?

[u/Inigomntoya → u/Jeramy_Jones]

Is green a joke to you?!

[u/looktowindward → u/Inigomntoya]

You can't handle the green.

[u/brown_burrito → u/[deleted]]

It’s only natural that you love what you can’t have.

[u/AnInfiniteArc → u/VibeComplex]

Purple diluted 50/50 with water is my go-to for when I am trying to rehydrate with a stomach bug or food poisoning.

[u/jmegaru → u/VibeComplex]

It's for when the random forest mushroom you just ate hits.

[u/multiarmform → u/VibeComplex]

the white frost one though...thats the shit

[u/Historical-Channel48]

Honestly pretty true statement

[u/ExponentialHS → u/Historical-Channel48]

Had no disagreements

[u/DiamondHymens]

It's got electrolytes.

[u/StormtrooperMJS → u/DiamondHymens]

It's what plants crave

[u/part_time85]

On a sidenote, only cops know the actual flavor names of Gatorade and don't call them by color.

[u/Sinsanatis → u/part_time85]

Whys that?

[u/I_said_booourns → u/Sinsanatis]

Since the whole force got bought out & became a subsidiary of PepsiCo™, guarding the sacred names has been their primary role. Also For contractual reasons they are required to bleed Arctic Blitz instead of bleeding blue.

I've said too much

[u/part_time85 → u/I_said_booourns]

Ever watch Reno 911? There's an episode where a Hooters knock off sponsors the sheriffs department and it gets pretty stupid. That's what you just reminded me of.

[u/I_said_booourns → u/part_time85]

That's the show from the new boot goof'n meme yeah? Not yet,but it's on the list. If the Reno 911 writer is reading this, plz don't sue

[u/j-po → u/I_said_booourns]

This one, boys. Code wombat

[u/part_time85 → u/Sinsanatis]

I don't know "why", but that's what it is.

And how do I know this? Working third shift at a gas station. Civilians would ask if I had more red or yellow in back. Cops asked for specific flavor names.

[u/Sinsanatis → u/part_time85]

Hmm interesting. Oddly specific that is

[u/looktowindward → u/part_time85]

Blue is a flavor not a color. I'll die on this hill.

[u/weberobots123]

Accurate. I don’t know why but totally correct.

[u/Wool-Rage]

who tf drinks gatorade for lunch lol

[u/millenialfalcon-_-]

He forgot about the OG grape Gatorade. That's the best one for everything.😤

[u/Fantastic_Support_13]

Kidney failure formula

[u/Alfa-Romeo_ → u/Fantastic_Support_13]

Didn't know my nephrologist was lurking on reddit...

[u/BigAlternative5 → u/Alfa-Romeo_]

Most redditors are medical doctors. And engineers and lawyers. All three and usually more.

[u/Biscuits4u2]

There is some very basic science supporting this. Actually it's not even science, it's just a fact.

[u/GrumpyHome123]

Recipe for instant obesity.

[u/TheEarlOfPreston]

What about the white one that's my all rounder

[u/RinRinDoof → u/TheEarlOfPreston]

That's the one for road trips for me.

[u/carrolljteelbga45]

Sipping Gatorade? Now that's a twist! How did that come about?

[u/tree-molester]

This is American Critical Thinking in a nutsack.

[u/etherealcaitiff]

Green is for baseball
Orange is for football
Blue is for basketball

[u/DMND_Hands]

Orange for hangovers wtfffff nooo it’s dark blue or red

[u/Procrasturbating → u/DMND_Hands]

Never the red when hungover. Looks like blood if you still vomit. Always the dark blue like the woman product demos.

[u/Tjam3s → u/DMND_Hands]

Life water XXX flavor is best for hangovers and I will die on that hill

[u/mrsir1987]

Fuck orange gatorade

[u/Alfa-Romeo_ → u/mrsir1987]

Weird kink but okay

[u/manwomanmxnwomxn]

White Gatorade? Frost flavor?

[u/Jack-Innoff]

I can't remember the last time I had a Gatorade. I rarely do anything physical for long enough that I would need it.

[u/Sir_Fap_Alot_04]

Is the red gatorade sweet or salty?

[u/simpledeadwitches]

This is wacky as fuck. I only drink the blues and purples.

[u/joshistaken]

the sCiEnCE

[u/Carbonated-Man]

I like drinking the green one when I'm working. Think it's called mountain blast or something like that?

[u/Goonman91]

Green for everything. Sour apple the goat

[u/Longjumping-Sail6386]

To quote Joe dirts dad in Joe dirt “it. Just. DOES.”

[u/aqualung01134]

Yellow is also good if your sick

[u/Klutzy_Ad_325]

I liked red for hangovers when I drank. I have been sober about a year and a half.

[u/Chloroformperfume7]

Lies. Green is best for all of the above. Cucumber lime boi. Fight me

[u/davendees1]

And Gatorade in a can or Gatorade in a glass bottle simply taste better than in any other vessel

[u/looktowindward]

This is just obvious.

[u/Aggressive-Dust6280]

Blue is for after I ran. And that's all we have here.

There's a DARK blue ?

[u/Slinky_Malingki]

Nah, lemon lime/yellow is always the best no matter the situation

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[u/CelebrimborSkywalker]

So brown if I'm constipated 🤮

[u/BlackCoffeeKrrsantan]

the dark blue makes my doo doo green