r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

From https://youtube.com/shorts/71nfLPeczgc?si=k6XoM6jfES21CXGw

34.1k Upvotes

79% Upvoted

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.4k

u/dingos8mybaby2 7d ago

The real "Impossible" difficulty here is a crowded sports stadium or bar where the bathroom just has a big trough instead of urinals.

318

u/StrangerTex 7d ago

And a line of drunk assholes waiting after you looking at you like hurry up.

45

u/LittleFlank 7d ago

The nightmare moment when you have to pee so bad, but the activity of the room is keeping your valve completely locked up, so you stand there for 30 to 60 seconds begging your physiology for relief and you end up just shaking your dry dick, zipping back up, and humiliated because you KNOW the two cycles of dudes to either side of you SAW that you didn't piss at all and they're silently judging you about it.

1

u/hatesnack 6d ago

This is my reality. Just have a shy ass bladder. If there's too much shit happening around me it just doesn't release, no matter how bad I have to go. My dog does a similar thing where she will just cut her stream mid pee if she hears ANY unexpected noise.

I blame my ADHD, think my dog is just a wimp.