r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/StrangerTex 7d ago

And a line of drunk assholes waiting after you looking at you like hurry up.

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u/LittleFlank 7d ago

The nightmare moment when you have to pee so bad, but the activity of the room is keeping your valve completely locked up, so you stand there for 30 to 60 seconds begging your physiology for relief and you end up just shaking your dry dick, zipping back up, and humiliated because you KNOW the two cycles of dudes to either side of you SAW that you didn't piss at all and they're silently judging you about it.

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u/Gotmewrongang 6d ago

Only the assholes are judging. My bladder is shy too friend, I would give a sympathetic nod and circle back when it’s less crowded, or better yet wait for a stall to open up and cover my nose with my shirt.

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u/EnkiRise 6d ago

No one is judging 😂

If anyone is judging that means they are looking at your dick and that’s a whole other can of worms than not being able to pee lol