Yams. I'd cut them all in half, plant them, pick them in the spring and repeat the process again. I would then sell my yam farm to the highest bidder and use that money to take your mom on a date and make sweet love to her in the back of a Buick Roadmaster while we listen to Michael Singer read the audiobook of Life Untethered.
Edit:Thank you all. I knew deep in my soul that one day, the A I got in creative writing during high school would mean something.
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u/LukaLover42069 7d ago edited 6d ago
Yams. I'd cut them all in half, plant them, pick them in the spring and repeat the process again. I would then sell my yam farm to the highest bidder and use that money to take your mom on a date and make sweet love to her in the back of a Buick Roadmaster while we listen to Michael Singer read the audiobook of Life Untethered.
Edit:Thank you all. I knew deep in my soul that one day, the A I got in creative writing during high school would mean something.