r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/HauntedFaculty 7d ago

Years to live

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u/Procrastubatorfet 7d ago

I hope you age at a reduced rate rather than having a good 70 years followed by 4930 of geriatric hell

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u/CharonsLittleHelper 7d ago

Just change it to "youthful years to live".

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u/MonaganX 6d ago

Eternally a toddler.

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u/InfanticideAquifer 6d ago

Just change it to "You know that time I had that long daydream about what to do if some magical entity offered me any wish but only if I used it perfectly selfishly and I spent a few hours wandering in circles coming up with the perfect wording for that wish in my head? That."

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u/MonaganX 6d ago

Least verbose isekai title.