Just change it to "You know that time I had that long daydream about what to do if some magical entity offered me any wish but only if I used it perfectly selfishly and I spent a few hours wandering in circles coming up with the perfect wording for that wish in my head? That."
That's why my answer was "years as a happy, healthy person in a young body still to live, from tomorrow". You never know if the wish is being granted by a genie...
I'm 44 now and I've got a bum knee, lower back pain, and acid reflux. I will murder everyone in the room and then myself if I have to deal with another century of this, never mind 49 of them.
If lifespan is 1000 you’ll age in proportion. Menopause at 500. For 50 years straight. Puberty for 50 years. Cancer will grow slow from 700 to 1000.. about 300 years of cancer battle. Jisus. Hope you have good insurance. Medicare won’t want you for that long!
"Years of youth"? Might get turned into a perma-baby.
"Years of being 25"? Welcome to groundhog day.
"Years of having my body be as healthy and young as it was when I was 25, but also time is progressing normally?" Really feels like we're stretching the "starts with a y" premise at that point.
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u/HauntedFaculty 5d ago
Years to live