r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/HurricanePirate16 6d ago

I got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies. I’m flippin burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies

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u/Joris_McNorris 6d ago

I'm on a boat and it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

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u/spikeddildo69 6d ago

I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo

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u/make_em_say 6d ago

If you on the shore then you sure not me-o.

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u/Lil_chikchik 6d ago

Never thought I’d see the daaay Big boat coming ma waaay Believe me when I saaaaaaay I fucked a mermaaaaiiiaaaaaiiiaaaaiiiaaaaiiiaaaaid!