r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 9d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Iriss21 9d ago

5,000 yachts!! Then I would try and sell 4,999 of them

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u/KatzDeli 9d ago

As a former boat owner, trust me, sell all 5000.

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u/chapl66 9d ago

Is it true the happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys and the day he sells it?

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u/mcgargargar 9d ago

They say a great way to make a small fortune is to start with a large fortune and buy a boat

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u/GargantuanGarment 9d ago

They also say I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

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u/HurricanePirate16 9d ago

I got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies. I’m flippin burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies

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u/Joris_McNorris 8d ago

I'm on a boat and it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

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u/spikeddildo69 8d ago

I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo

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u/make_em_say 8d ago

If you on the shore then you sure not me-o.

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u/Lil_chikchik 8d ago

Never thought I’d see the daaay Big boat coming ma waaay Believe me when I saaaaaaay I fucked a mermaaaaiiiaaaaaiiiaaaaiiiaaaaiiiaaaaid!