r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/chapl66 7d ago

Is it true the happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys and the day he sells it?

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u/Riluke 7d ago

My father-in-law used to say it's not the day you sell it, it's the day it sinks. Because insurance is the only way you're getting any money for it.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 6d ago

How does it go again? - Boating is not a hobby. Maintaining a boat is the hobby. Boating is just a side effect that may happen occasionally.

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u/Rich-Future-8997 6d ago

The fuck borest hobby ever pal🤣