You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

[u/Previous-Ad3911]

[u/Iriss21]

5,000 yachts!! Then I would try and sell 4,999 of them

[u/KatzDeli → u/Iriss21]

As a former boat owner, trust me, sell all 5000.

[u/chapl66 → u/KatzDeli]

Is it true the happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys and the day he sells it?

[u/Riluke → u/chapl66]

My father-in-law used to say it's not the day you sell it, it's the day it sinks. Because insurance is the only way you're getting any money for it.

[u/Ok_Condition5837 → u/Riluke]

How does it go again? - Boating is not a hobby. Maintaining a boat is the hobby. Boating is just a side effect that may happen occasionally.

[u/Rich-Future-8997 → u/Ok_Condition5837]

The fuck borest hobby ever pal🤣

[u/Ok_Condition5837 → u/Rich-Future-8997]

Yup!