r/wholesomegreentext • u/Maleficent_Monk3728 • 6d ago

Anon dates blind girl

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u/Milk_Mindless 6d ago

Man I wish I could be an audiobook boyfriend for a blind lady it sounds wholesome as fuck

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u/Feisty-Crow-8204 6d ago

Same. Unfortunately my voice sounds like southern, broken glass at the best of times, so it’ll never happen.

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u/Lordborgman 6d ago

First time I've ever seen anyone admit that about a southern accent.

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u/Feisty-Crow-8204 6d ago

Well the southern accent itself isn’t bad, but my grating voice plus a southern accent makes it really bad.

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u/Lordborgman 6d ago

I lived for 35 years in central Florida. Grew up there, never acquired the accent. I always compared it to an out of tune instrument, which I know that analogy makes people angry. It's just that is what it sounds like to me, as it is just a constant stream of mispronounced words.

I do have this general feeling about most "regional" accents though, it is just that southern accent to me sounds particularly discordant.

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u/comped 6d ago

Lived in Orlando for 9 years now - no chance in my accent.