To steal another person's property

[u/Interesting_Cow5152]

[u/fishsticks40]

Or because there's are plenty of legitimate reasons to move a cooler. 

Someone's gonna get sued

[u/Possibly_a_Firetruck → u/fishsticks40]

Name one legitimate reason for picking up a cooler that isn't yours from a boat that isn't yours that's sitting on a trailer that isn't yours which is parked on property that also most likely isn't yours.

[u/Leows → u/Possibly_a_Firetruck]

First, name any number of accidents you can think of. Fires? Explosions? Sinking?

Now, imagine rescuers, firefighters, family members, friends, or whoever has to move these things around trying to help have their hands lacerated.

[u/lordsysop → u/Leows]

Family or friends grabbing the cooler too