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r/therewasanattempt • u/Interesting_Cow5152 • 5d ago
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Yeah imagine trying this defence on a judge. That's just asking to be slapped with the maximum sentence for treating the judge like an idiot.
55 u/YobaiYamete 5d ago Redditors love to think they can use Kindergarten logic against judges and somehow win I literally see people on Reddit constantly imagining they would smirk at the judge and say WHELL ACTHUALLY I TECHNICALLY DIDN'T DO X XD and have the judge give up and let them off 14 u/kittyonkeyboards 5d ago Yeah that type of technicality stuff only works if you're doing corporate crimes. 21 u/DBCrumpets 4d ago The reason it doesn't work is because this isn't a technicality, it's just obviously a lie and courts aren't exceedingly gullible.
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Redditors love to think they can use Kindergarten logic against judges and somehow win
I literally see people on Reddit constantly imagining they would smirk at the judge and say WHELL ACTHUALLY I TECHNICALLY DIDN'T DO X XD
and have the judge give up and let them off
14 u/kittyonkeyboards 5d ago Yeah that type of technicality stuff only works if you're doing corporate crimes. 21 u/DBCrumpets 4d ago The reason it doesn't work is because this isn't a technicality, it's just obviously a lie and courts aren't exceedingly gullible.
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Yeah that type of technicality stuff only works if you're doing corporate crimes.
21 u/DBCrumpets 4d ago The reason it doesn't work is because this isn't a technicality, it's just obviously a lie and courts aren't exceedingly gullible.
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The reason it doesn't work is because this isn't a technicality, it's just obviously a lie and courts aren't exceedingly gullible.
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u/RibboDotCom 5d ago
Yeah imagine trying this defence on a judge. That's just asking to be slapped with the maximum sentence for treating the judge like an idiot.