r/pics • u/Upstairs_Sir_6250 • 5d ago

Man missing for 10 days found.

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u/GoliathLandlord 5d ago

This guy is 34 wtf

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u/Leaf_Atomico 5d ago

He’s supposedly albino, which might have something to do with it

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u/redbeardedone 5d ago

Sounds like he covered himself in mud to prevent sunburn as well.

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u/juzzbert 5d ago

And to avoid the predators

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u/WanderinHobo 5d ago

He looks a bit old to worry about that...

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u/EzEuroMagic 5d ago

He’s blind and had fallen, if anything a predator would help him not seeing him as a worthy hunt.

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u/3_high_low 5d ago

Mosquitoes! They kill

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u/killeronthecorner 5d ago

And to have a balanced skim regime

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u/Dr_Bishop 5d ago

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!!

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u/AgentOfFun 5d ago

1995, remember?

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u/Double_Distribution8 5d ago

Anybody know who shot J.R.?

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u/steelcityrocker 5d ago

It was Maggie

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u/microview 5d ago

also insect repellant.

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u/YetAnotherSmith 5d ago

Can confirm mud will do both of these. Used to have to do it sometimes up North Ontario when in the deep bush mid summer. Bug spray has its limits.

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u/Butt_Fucking_Smurfs 5d ago

Holy cow. Smart dude. I'm throwing sunscreen in my backpack now.

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u/fluxusisus 5d ago

He slept in a burn out log

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u/GordonsLastGram 5d ago

Yea i believe thats actually ash not mud

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u/saucemancometh 5d ago

This correct. Am Oregon resident and the area he was in burned a year or two ago

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u/thatsalovelyusername 5d ago

And to avoid detection by the predator

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 5d ago

Or was being hunted by invisible alien ?

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u/SpiritualAd8998 5d ago

He had pinkeye before though.

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u/tonyrizzo21 4d ago

Smarter than I am for sure, I got sunburned last weekend just hanging out in my sister's pool.

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u/Professional-Day7850 5d ago

Maybe he didn't want to be found.