r/pics • u/Upstairs_Sir_6250 • 5d ago

Man missing for 10 days found.

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u/Justin-Timberlake 5d ago

IKEA will do that to you.

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u/Nazrael75 5d ago

can confirm. Day 432, still cant find the IKEA exit

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u/ohhellopia 5d ago

At least there's food and.shelter in ikea

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u/MrDjS 5d ago

you just have to build it yourself, which seems complicated being blind.

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u/getridofwires 5d ago

There are 116 kilos of cocaine hidden in this apartment next to the cure for blindness.

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u/ohhellopia 5d ago

My friend, there are fully furnished bedrooms and mini apartments inside IKEA.

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u/MrDjS 5d ago

Not in my version of this story.

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u/Reddit_Okami804 5d ago

Is it faceless worker that roam in the night

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u/Embarrassed-Image705 4d ago

Keep leaking files and you’ll get thrown in the “flesh” room

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u/bannock4ever 5d ago

The toilets aren't real though

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u/WorldWarPee 5d ago

Any toilet is real if u believe in urself

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u/ask_about_poop_book 5d ago

Correction: the plumbing isn’t real. They work well enough, other than that.

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u/bordomsdeadly 5d ago

IKEA employees don’t set those up.

People who got lost inside did

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u/sksksk1989 5d ago

Too bad nothing in them works. Last week I tried to watch the game and went to make nachos and the oven would work. Turns out the tv didn't work and it didn't even get the channel. On my way out I went to use the washroom. Toilet wouldn't even flush. What a rip

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u/-Neverender- 5d ago

Ever seen those instructions? It's complicated being visually-abled.

But hey, at least if you get stuck there you got good food... if you don't mind horse meatballs.

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u/thatguyned 5d ago

Day 436: Camp Bathroom recently ceased radiowave communication, the employees have been more aggressive lately.

We might need to move camp soon, I am scared.

Day 438: oh my god the blood, I can't do this anymore!

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 5d ago

I rubbed my skin with lingonberry jam to protect it from the harsh lighting.

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u/R67H 5d ago

and places to poop

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u/gandzas 5d ago

Meatballs after 432 days can be tough to get down however.

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u/ohhellopia 5d ago

They have smoked salmon too

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u/suitcase88 5d ago

and candy