Man goes to hospital with gunshot wound, leaves mad

[u/sean22306]

https://www.tristatehomepage.com/news/man-goes-to-hospital-with-gunshot-wound-leaves-mad

[u/SharkGenie → u/[deleted]]

It reads like AI, but confusing the noun and verb forms of "staff" seems like a human error.

[u/OffbeatDrizzle → u/SharkGenie]

Staff says...

[u/rebelwanker69 → u/OffbeatDrizzle]

Human reporter that has and AI chips implanted into their brain and it whispers to them in their sleep

[u/OkayContributor → u/[deleted]]

¿Porque no los dos?

[u/justanawkwardguy → u/[deleted]]

AI scraper that the “editor” didn’t look at before publishing

[u/Bepmg_Ijumfs → u/[deleted]]

Written by a barely literate reporter or a AI scraper?

Sorry to bother, but considering how closely the end result matches, is there a meaningful difference?

[u/anastaciabeaverhaus]

“Staff says while working with the man, the became angry and left. Police say they searched the area to see if they could find him, but he could not be located.”

[u/theatomicflounder333]

He probably considered the medical bill and said “forget this I’ll just go home”

[u/ACaffeinatedWandress → u/theatomicflounder333]

“Run! Before some asshole finds my ID.”

[u/labretirementhome → u/theatomicflounder333]

Definitely bill walkout

[u/Squidhunter71]

Even before AI started writing articles, the quality was going to hell. Everyone types and posts with no checks or reviews. Even traditional media frequently prints articles that have bad grammar or just don't make any sense.

[u/Kat_kinetic]

There was an unusual stabbing in my city last week. Both the perpetrator and victim ran from the cops.

[u/Consistent_Warthog80 → u/Kat_kinetic]

As opposed to the usual stabbing...

[u/Q_Fandango → u/Kat_kinetic]

Sounds like two people with active warrants

[u/Klotzster]

No one would give him a hand

[u/doctorfortoys]

Sounds like he’ll be back.

[u/SelectiveSanity]

I mean I would too after seeing the bill for life saving treatment.

[u/lactosefree1]

Well of course he would be mad, nobody who works at a hospital is going to shoot anyone...