r/mildlyinteresting • u/bekg1 • Dec 18 '22

Every egg in this carton had double yolks Overdone

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

lmao im a human twin and my sister stole all my mf nutrients

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u/Tokena Dec 18 '22

Are you like Danny Devito from the Twins movie?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

i have not seen it haha

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u/Hatedpriest Dec 18 '22

The resemblance is uncanny...

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u/herlostsouls Dec 19 '22

in the next few decades, many human twins will come out mutated and deformed, as climate change means less nutrients for everyone. Twins would then fight in the womb, sucking at each other's vital juices. Hence, Kuato in Mars.

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u/AFewStupidQuestions Dec 19 '22

He's kinda cute though.

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u/lucidrage Dec 19 '22

sucking at each other's viral juices

Sounds kinda kinky though