r/mildlyinteresting Nov 19 '22

Olive Garden gave me a daily sales report instead of a receipt Quality Post

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u/hotterthanahandjob Nov 19 '22

Utah

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u/SchizoidOctopus Nov 19 '22

How do you stop a Mormon drinking all your beer?

Invite two Mormons.

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u/jeffnnc Nov 19 '22

One of my favorite jokes similar to this.

Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

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u/mrkinkyboots Nov 19 '22

I've heard one similar..

What's the difference between Baptists and Catholics? Catholics will say hi to each other at the liquor store.