r/mildlyinteresting • u/Oracle_of_Ages • Nov 19 '22

Olive Garden gave me a daily sales report instead of a receipt Quality Post

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u/steelybean Nov 19 '22

ONE breadstick, ah ah ahhh

TWO breadsticks, ah ah ahhh

THREE breadsticks!

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u/redwhiteandyellow Nov 19 '22

One ****stick

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

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u/janes_left_shoe Nov 19 '22

And when I get lonely, I ***** myself!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

*when i'm alone

But my favorite bit has always been "I **** the spiders on the wall… I **** the cobwebs in the hall" :SPROIOIOINNNGGGG: