r/mildlyinteresting • u/Oracle_of_Ages • Nov 19 '22

Olive Garden gave me a daily sales report instead of a receipt Quality Post

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

merchandise sales: 00:00

Aww.

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u/Monpop1014 Nov 19 '22

You can actually buy the cheese graters

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

I would actually like to pay an actual dude who just stays in my extra bedroom and does as he wishes during the day and night but is on call to grate cheese specifically around dinner time

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u/ZZerglingg Nov 19 '22

Dinner guest: "Pass the grated cheese?"
Host: (rings bell) "Cheese boy!"

Cheese boy appears and starts grating cheese on guest's plate.
Cheese boy: "Tell me when to stop"

Dinner guest: "Woah, you have a cheese boy?"

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u/iKryptxc Nov 20 '22

Cheese boy is such a funny pair of words

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u/GarglingMoose Nov 19 '22

Where do I sent my resume?