r/mildlyinteresting • u/Oracle_of_Ages • Nov 19 '22

Olive Garden gave me a daily sales report instead of a receipt Quality Post

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u/SchizoidOctopus Nov 19 '22

How do you stop a Mormon drinking all your beer?

Invite two Mormons.

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u/jeffnnc Nov 19 '22

One of my favorite jokes similar to this.

Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

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u/throwawayinthe818 Nov 19 '22

Why don’t baptists have sex standing up? Someone might see them and think they’re dancing.

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u/mrkinkyboots Nov 19 '22

I've heard one similar..

What's the difference between Baptists and Catholics? Catholics will say hi to each other at the liquor store.

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u/combustionbustion Nov 19 '22

We had this printed out in the liquor store I ran in Oklahoma lollll.

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u/timeline73 Nov 19 '22

Good one 👍 🤣

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u/diff2 Nov 19 '22

dont worry, they always come in pairs.

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u/flopsicles77 Nov 19 '22

And business appropriate attire.

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u/jj4211 Nov 19 '22

Sometimes a third is needed for jump humping.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Nov 19 '22

Just be still. Their vision is based on movement.

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u/cfdeveloper Nov 19 '22

always come in pairs.

those men can't please one woman let alone both of their wives.

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u/LiberalCheckmater Nov 19 '22

This is so good. Lmao

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u/clarenceoddbody Nov 19 '22

Why don't I get this? Send help.

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u/LiberalInsurgent Nov 19 '22

Look up “soaking”