r/mildlyinteresting Nov 19 '22

Olive Garden gave me a daily sales report instead of a receipt Quality Post

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u/Constant_Ride_128 Nov 19 '22

This is exactly mildly interesting

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u/Eggsandthings2 Nov 19 '22

How to 500+ guests at Olive Only drink 89 alcoholic beverages?

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u/somedude456 Nov 19 '22

To me, just doesn't seem like a drinking place. First, write off lunch, as people have to return to work. For dinner... just me, but a burger place is for beers. Mexican food says margaritas. Italian... I can see wine, but less people are wine drinkers. 3 construction guys will go to Hooters and kill some wings and beers, but I don't see them going for a Tour of Italy and knocking back 3 glasses of vino. They would probably just get Cokes and overdo it on garlic bread.

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u/rypher Nov 19 '22

Wait are we not supposed to drink at lunch?

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u/StochasticCatsick Nov 19 '22

Am in the UK and highly tickled by this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

I'm in the US and didn't get the memo either. The three martini lunch didn't go away, it just comes in a salt rimmed glass as part of a three margarita lunch now – but that's a white collar thing. Construction guys? Drinking on the job, especially if they're painters lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Roofers have entered the chat.

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u/yanks8190 Nov 19 '22

They always have to be higher than everyone else.

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u/jasapper Nov 19 '22

Drywallers have entered the chat... and they always have a place to stash their emptys.

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u/seamus_mc Nov 19 '22

And piss buckets

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u/SamRaimisOldsDelta88 Nov 19 '22

Can confirm. I was a painter and the joke was that the fumes got to the heads of the guys who did it for a long time and drinking was barely even a thing to them. Just made them feel normal. Now that I think about it it probably wasn’t even a joke.

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u/WyK23 Nov 19 '22

Definitely the painters. When I was painting with a huge construction company...we went out for lunch often, and there were always people getting just a "few" beers at lunch. The head painter would bring a cooler with beer in it for when we didn't go out to eat. I've also had my hand in a lot of other construction, mainly roofing and siding. We NEVER drank...which was fine..cuz ya know..heights and alcohol, terrible mix.

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u/sportstersrfun Nov 19 '22

I’m a nurse and I’ve taken care of more than one roofer who has fallen off the roof while drunk. I have also taken care of a roofer who had a seizure and fell off a roof because he was not “drunk enough”. The dudes mom brought him balloons and I caught him inhaling the helium lol. Some people…

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u/WyK23 Nov 19 '22

Lol oh geeze, I believe it! I know some roofers that worked in a different company that definitely had the shakes come mid-day! Such a recipe for disaster. Man, when people have it bad enough, they'll get their fix anywhere they can get it!

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u/PapiGoneGamer Nov 19 '22

The amount of crushed beer cans you’ll find in a roofer’s van on a Friday is unreal

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

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u/Selectfirepronghorn Nov 19 '22

That’s why I only do espresso martinis for lunch lol.

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u/BannyDodger Nov 19 '22

You're working smarter!

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u/Gisbornite Nov 19 '22

Considering Bankers come into my restaurant and pound back multiple £100+ bottles of wine at a business lunch on a Tuesday.

This is fuckin hilarious

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

I thought that had died out a lot in the last few years?

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u/probablywrongbutmeh Nov 19 '22

Thats bc the UK has beers that are like 2% alochol lol

I loved it in the UK but I felt like I had to drink 15 beers just to get buzzed

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u/cortanakya Nov 19 '22

Wtf u talkin about? 2 percent beers is an American thing. They're 4-6 in the UK.

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u/probablywrongbutmeh Nov 19 '22

IPAs have entered the chat

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u/StochasticCatsick Nov 19 '22

Ah, hilarious. Also, no.

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u/probablywrongbutmeh Nov 19 '22

I know you guys love your beers, and I was obviously exaggerating by saying 2%, but the ABV on every beer I could find in London was between 3-5%.

The average IPA in the US is like 5-7%.

Even Budweiser is 5%. Shit, Bud Light is 4.2%.

I didnt say the beer was bad, in fact I found the flavors to be nice. Just that they have less alcohol than American beers.

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u/ParlorSoldier Nov 19 '22

It’s Business Drunk. It’s like Rich Drunk, either way it’s legal to drive.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

I mean it's called a "two martini lunch" for a reason ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/wolfie379 Nov 19 '22

Even the name says they’re intended to be drunk in multiples. After all, with Latin-derived word endings, if you only had one it would be a “martinus”.

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u/benduker7 Nov 19 '22

I work at a shipyard and being allowed to have 2 beers with lunch is part of the union contract. One of the pizza places right outside the gates has a "lunch special" where it's a pizza and 2 pitchers of beer, lol.

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u/Subplot-Thickens Nov 19 '22

Where are you, the 1930s?

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u/benduker7 Nov 19 '22

I'm sure the union contract was originally from the 1930s haha, our shipyard opened in the 1800s

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u/noodhoog Nov 19 '22

God, no! That's a terrible idea!

You'll still be full from the breakfast vodka

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u/Tacoman404 Nov 19 '22

Over the past 10 years I’ve only had one job I had for less than a year that I could drink at lunch.

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u/Sidereel Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 19 '22

It’s often kinda taboo to drink at all during work hours in the US. Hence the “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere”, as in it’s ok to drink after 5. Even when people drink at after hours work events they tend to keep it very light. There’s also a million exceptions to this, so your mileage will vary.

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u/rypher Nov 19 '22

I work in US and drink at lunch with friends and colleagues. My job will have cocktail hours in the afternoon starting 3-4. Ive worked two places that had full bars in the office.

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u/Reddituser34802 Nov 19 '22

Lived here 40+ years and never once felt it’s taboo to drink during work hours.

If I’m not working, who cares?

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u/Legitimate_Wizard Nov 19 '22

If you're not working then it's not work hours.

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u/vigilantesd Nov 19 '22

Didn’t you watch ‘Mad Men’? Lol

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u/Tesserae626 Nov 19 '22

Can't really equate 60 years ago to now. Also white collar vs. blue collar. There's usually rules against drinking on the job at most places in this decade. Prolly the last 4 decades also.

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u/vigilantesd Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 19 '22

I see humor is not your thing…

Edit: It’s a television show, dramatized for entertainment purposes, not reality. Get a grip.

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u/porkchop487 Nov 19 '22

Saying didn’t you watch mad men = peak humor I guess.

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u/vigilantesd Nov 19 '22

I see you lost that sense too. Sad, really.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

lol

At megacorp we had an explicit no drugs/alcohol on campus policy along with a beer fridge in the game room, open bar during private events, and cash bar during public events. I remember having a 1:1 with a lateral manager where he knocked back a couple manhattans at the bar (these meetings are typically well less than an hour). Those who didn't want to day drink were generally stoned out of their minds by noon. Whatever temperance rules there are were written with a wink and a nod.

Even better if you work in finance. That shit still runs on coke just like it did in the 80s. Bret Easton Ellis wrote documentaries, not satire.

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u/AProperLigga Nov 19 '22

Russia here - why drink at lunch when it's cheaper to buy booze on your way back to the workplace?

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u/Pegacis_whyte Nov 19 '22

Uhhh.... Ted didn't you just get your 3rd dui?