r/mildlyinteresting • u/FluidSynergy • 4d ago

The Only Difference I Can Find Between These Cans is That One Uses Monkey Labor Removed - Rule 6

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u/2007pearce 3d ago

Personally I prefer milk for cooking but try both ways if you haven't. Make sure not to use monkey labour either way though, they're not the most hygienic for food prep

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u/thatredlad 3d ago

The monkeys retrieve the coconuts. They don't work the production line.

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u/Comfortable_Oven_113 3d ago

Yeah, they do. I've been to the coconut farms, seen it with my own eyes. It's monkeys all the way down. Monkeys climb the trees. Monkeys drive the forklifts, run the grinders, operate the centrifuge. There's only one human there, a guy named Joe. His whole job is to stir creamer and sugar into the monkeys coffee, since they lack the opposable thumbs to grab the little stirrer sticks.

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u/pornographic_realism 3d ago

Joe is actually a multimillionaire from his early years commodity trading, he does what he does for the love of the job.

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u/Comfortable_Oven_113 3d ago

It makes sense that it's an unpaid position. The monkeys in charge of payroll are always clueless.