r/mildlyinteresting • u/FluidSynergy • 4d ago

The Only Difference I Can Find Between These Cans is That One Uses Monkey Labor Removed - Rule 6

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u/MeeksMoniker 3d ago

Someone sued them because humans are Primates, therefore monkeys, so it's false advertising.

That or it's now farmed using ai and machines.

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u/lkodl 3d ago

Humans are not monkeys... sorry I know this is a joke, but it doesn't even make sense in a silly way, and being dumb isn't the punchline.

You wouldn't say my thumb is a finger, and my pinky is a finger, thus my thumb is my pinky.

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u/Aedalas 3d ago

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u/lkodl 3d ago

Who needs a girlfriend when I have every episode of every spinoff of Star Trek and Sexbot 3000? But mostly the second thing.