r/mildlyinteresting • u/FluidSynergy • 4d ago

The Only Difference I Can Find Between These Cans is That One Uses Monkey Labor Removed - Rule 6

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u/Sneezarrhea 4d ago

One is Milk, the other Cream

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u/Alert-Humor-7872 4d ago

Monkey cream

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u/frank1934 3d ago

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u/soulteepee 3d ago

Crystal!! Oh I loved her so much- I miss her. I guess she turned 30 last month!

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u/darrellbear 3d ago

When I was a kid one of the local TV stations had a kid's show with a host called Captain Briny. He was some guy with a beard and a sailing captain's hat, he had a monkey always perched on his shoulder, a little squirrel monkey called Salty. My brother and I got to meet Captain Briny and Salty once, he fed the monkey bubble gum. Years later, when I was in high school, one day a guy was showing his GF something he had cupped in his hand. He turned to me and opened his hand, revealing a tiny little skull. He said, "Do you remember Salty the monkey? This was him!"

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u/soulteepee 3d ago

…..SCREAM

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u/darrellbear 3d ago

I swear that monkey looked unhealthy when we saw him, he was green. I always figured eating bubble gum did him in.