r/mildlyinteresting 4d ago

I found an enclosed, gated, personal reserved parking spot in this parking garage.

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u/Zeaus03 3d ago

My wife's cousin got knocked up by an obscenely wealthy real estate developer.

Her apartment parking spot goes through 2 security gates and her stall opens up like a large suburban garage door.

Enough space for 2 large suvs, 2 motorcycles and storage. It's wild.

The apartment itself is nearly 3000sqft and has 2 patios that are larger than some people's condos. Oh and there's a private elevator just for her unit.

I keep trying to have him knock me up. But since I'm a dude, the process has been slow going.

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u/TheZygonPerversion 3d ago

Keep trying buddy. I believe in you.

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u/Zeaus03 3d ago

Every time meet him, I say sooooooo when are ya going to put a baby in me.

He'll buy dinner every now and then but it doesn't seem like he really wants to commit.

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u/aburningcaldera 3d ago

Just tell him he can park his car in your private garage and head up your elevator anytime… wink… bite lip… it’s bound to work again.

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u/itxploded 3d ago

Bite the upper lip!

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u/Jaydamic 2d ago

That's hot