r/mildlyinteresting • u/Narrow_Foundation_82 • May 05 '24

This urinal at my local climbing gym can only be used by climbing up the bathroom wall Quality Post

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u/frogwizord May 05 '24

Please tell me the gym has a no climbing shoes in the bathroom rule

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u/ericroku May 05 '24

Thank you for this comment.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

Gotta go barefoot.

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u/Illuminaughty99 May 05 '24

But only if you climb v7 or above

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

How about just monkey bars all over the ceiling? That way you can kick your shoes off, climb on over, do your business and climb on back. Or you slip, fall on a piss covered floor and concuss yourself. Either or.

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u/Kitasa16 May 05 '24

i hate that i get where this is from

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u/ATLhoe678 May 05 '24

I'm trying to think of which is worse. Going barefoot in a public bathroom or walking in pee and stepping on the rock climbing hand holds 😭😭

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u/Medaviation May 05 '24

Came here to make sure someone had said this because if I went to the bathroom at the end of a session and saw someone taking a leak in their TC pros I think I’d have to go home and boil my hands. And you know someone is doing that…

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u/CrimsonMutt May 05 '24

my gym has a sign in the bathroom saying "no washing of shoes or feet in the sinks"

someone must have tried it for them to explicitly ban it

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u/remarkable_sct May 05 '24

Yes, have you met climbers?

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u/ChefInsano May 05 '24

I just know that the best of them lives in a van and pisses in bottles. I think climbers are like bassists, if they’re not living with a girlfriend they’re essentially homeless.

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u/mschr493 May 05 '24

So you're saying that the best way to get a climber off your front porch is to pay him for the pizza?

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u/Carlesque91 May 05 '24

Ex of a climber here. Can confirm this 1000%

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing May 05 '24

God this statement is so fucking true. Even the exceptions I know are living with their parents and spending 60% of the week at their girlfriend’s place….

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u/Exciting-Mulberry-30 May 05 '24

As someone who has dated a bassist and a climber while owning my own house this made me laugh aloud

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u/msbehaviour May 06 '24

Fark. I just pointed out to my husband that he was a bassist, climber and DJ when we married and he moved into my house. It's only taken me 25 years to realise his game plan. He even got Kiwi residency out of me. Still climbing. 😈

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u/laughingashley May 06 '24

If he's also a magician, he should be the poster boy for this archetype

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u/msbehaviour May 06 '24

How did you guess? He's not only a magician he's also a gamer. Thankfully, the animation has built us a business so can't complain.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24 edited May 06 '24

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u/thunderling May 05 '24

There's showers. I saw a lady holding her feet up to the hand dryer to blow dry her feet after she had washed them in the sink. And then complained that they don't stay on long enough to fully dry a foot.

There's. Showers. And towels.

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u/TimmyFaya May 05 '24

The porous material from the holds probably sucks the pee in, you can retrace the club history by analysing them.

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u/frogwizord May 05 '24

At my local gym it’s very strict on no climbing shoes in the restrooms…. for obvious reasons

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u/Mckennymubu May 05 '24

This seems like a recipe for disaster 

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u/cheesesteakman1 May 05 '24

Smash the balls

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u/doctor_ballsacki May 05 '24

Testies trashed? Scrote sliced? I’m your man, hit me up for a free consultation

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u/jimmy9800 May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Edit: til this dude has many jobs filling and removing things from holes.

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u/UbermachoGuy May 05 '24

The doctor will see you now.

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u/itsjustmenate May 05 '24

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u/Proud-Investment-810 May 05 '24

Who is this person and why does he have so many professions? Must be talented.

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u/FrugalFraggel May 05 '24

He was on the Ole Miss souvenir cups a few years ago. He has many talents.

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u/Dick_snatcher May 05 '24

He's got a pretty loooooooooooooong "resume"

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u/sillysiloben May 05 '24

If a hiring manager wanted to view this fellow’s resume, how would they find him?

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u/Different_Speaker742 May 05 '24

Username checks out

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u/Wank_my_Butt May 05 '24

That lower urinal (and anyone using it) is in the splash zone for sure.

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u/Sun_Aria May 05 '24

It's a lose lose. You either get splashed on or you have to grab on to someone else's dick cheese to take a piss.

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u/Patient_Died_Again May 05 '24

i’m usually not one for censoring of any words or phrases but we gotta collectively stop saying dick cheese

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u/Nyantazero May 05 '24

You got a problem with the phallic dairy product?

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u/barrybreslau May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

I wasH under my foreskin. So no.

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u/proximity_account May 05 '24

Dick mayo

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u/FunFckingFitCouple May 05 '24

Somehow this is worse than dick cheese

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u/sick_of-it-all May 05 '24

So creamy. So yellow. With a hint of small, crusty, mystery fragments mixed in. Is it skin? Who among us can ever know for sure. 

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u/SydneySmiless May 05 '24

Dick cheese is fun to say tho

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u/Patient_Died_Again May 05 '24

it’s terrible to hear

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u/JollyGreenDickhead May 05 '24

SMEGMA

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u/Fizzwidgy May 05 '24

What's a pokemon got to do with any of this?

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u/AerondightWielder May 05 '24

Pokemon? We're in a volcano! We're surrounded by liquid hot SMEGMA.

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u/exipheas May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Richard Cheese is pretty funny to put on during a party though.

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u/mousebrakes May 05 '24

Then stop reading comments out loud

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u/InfinteAbyss May 05 '24

You’re not hearing it in this instance though

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u/SaltierThanAll May 05 '24

I am. There's a little narrator in my head that sounds like the mesothelioma lawsuit commercials guy.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

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u/Grenaidzo May 05 '24

It's a piss-poor design.

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u/WriterV May 05 '24

I'm gonna imagine it's largely there for a joke, and people don't actually try to piss in it.

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u/Mckennymubu May 05 '24

No, everyone's using that thing. You gonna piss at the lower one like a peasant? A CHILD peasant?!?

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u/Gawd4 May 05 '24

I dare say that everyone just had to try it once. 

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u/Mckennymubu May 05 '24

I'm 40 and I would. It's there for a reason

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u/flowersweep May 05 '24

Piss-pour

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u/agoia May 05 '24

"So, tell me how you got these injuries..."

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u/Yaritzaf May 05 '24

“So, I was climbing this wall in the bathroom…”

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u/Mckennymubu May 05 '24

You know how sometimes you gotta climb up to the urinal? 

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him May 05 '24

“Oh, yeah, at the Planet Rock down on 5th Street?”

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u/Mckennymubu May 05 '24

That's the one. I usually put one foot up on the grab handle above the urinal.....

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 May 05 '24

“So my hand starts cramping really bad but I can’t stop peeing, right? I’m just saying you learn who your real friends are when you need someone’s shoulder to sit on so you can finish a piss.”

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24 edited May 17 '24

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u/dinklezoidberd May 05 '24

There is not enough chalk in the universe for me to touch that wall. 

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24 edited May 17 '24

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u/OnTheProwl- May 05 '24

I wouldn't pay more than $25 to lick it.

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u/garrettj100 May 05 '24

I wouldn’t lick it for less than $30.  I guess we’re at an impasse.

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u/utterlyuncool May 05 '24

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u/garrettj100 May 05 '24

OK I’ll do it for $27.50.

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u/TheTanadu May 05 '24

I can pay $30 if you'll do it, record it, post it, overall – prove it xD

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u/garrettj100 May 05 '24

OK, I'll do it for $35.

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u/Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek May 05 '24

Sold for the blue dude for $35! Pay up!

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u/CustomerComplaintDep May 05 '24

They didn't say they would pay for you to lick it.

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u/AbeVigoda76 May 05 '24

I’ll throw in the other 5.

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u/bigboybeeperbelly May 05 '24

Or how much chalk would it take for you to lick it

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u/CrazyLegsRyan May 05 '24

Spoiler, the holds out in the gym are just as dirty.

https://www.climbing.com/news/study-finds-fecal-veneer-on-gym-holds/

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u/greeneggiwegs May 05 '24

Well yeah it says there they haven’t been washed in a month. Knowing how many people apparently don’t wash their hands after the bathroom and just how much fecal matter is on everything to start with…

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u/gnomekingdom May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Fecal veneer? I’m gonna be feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day. Thanks.

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u/TheHealadin May 05 '24

I know what I'm asking my dentist for.

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u/aboxofpyramids May 05 '24

Shit-eating grin

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

The study found it was dog poop from people’s shoes, not human

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u/CyonHal May 05 '24

Bathroom ones are probably less dirty because it's more intuitive to periodically disinfect surfaces in the bathroom vs. the holds on the climbing walls. Of course, depends on the hygenic practices of the establishment, but just speaking generally.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

I love peeing next to it, it’s like a warm rain on a summers day…

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u/FCRavens May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

I can taste the bubbles...

No I can't...

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u/Smooth_Papaya_1839 May 05 '24

Well, I hate to disappoint you but those walls are always nasty. As a barkeeper I literally used to mop the walls in the men’s bathroom… because you saw it was necessary

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u/quetch1 May 05 '24

I use to work in a bar once the owner just told me to use the mop on everything in the bathroom floors walls cubicle doors toilet and generally anywhere it was practical to use to save time since it be covered in piss and vomit in the next few hours

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u/reasoneBeats May 05 '24

I cleaned my entire 1st apartment with 10 hits of lsd and a mop with only bath water. Got my security deposit back too 😎

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u/elkab0ng May 05 '24

Found the love child of Timothy Leary and Martha Stewart

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u/LynkDead May 05 '24

Yeah but you don't normally need to touch the walls in the bathroom.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

So what are the rules here? Do you take your dick out before you start climbing, or with one hand when you're up there? And do I really want to know?

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u/Narrow_Foundation_82 May 05 '24

I took it out with one hand when I was already up there

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u/grafknives May 05 '24

Is is comfortable to piss in that position? I prefer to be quite relaxed to take a leak, 

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

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u/bad-acid May 05 '24

Mmm grip those piss covered handles. Push your entire leg up against the piss wall. Really rub against where those droplets splashed.

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u/Narrow_Foundation_82 May 05 '24

Mmm yes, that’s the entire appeal for me actually

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u/Jewrisprudent May 05 '24

Did the face-in-a-urinal starting position also play into the attraction?

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u/UnhingedRedneck May 05 '24

Just a little lick

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u/undeadw0lf May 05 '24

username checks out 😂

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u/smithers85 May 05 '24

That’s what started it.

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u/MisfitMishap May 05 '24

So the real question is how did you pee with an erection?

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u/money_loo May 05 '24

If he’s as small as me the erection actually helps.

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u/Cool_Client324 May 05 '24

You like suffering, dont be too hard on yourself buddy. We got your back

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u/I_Lick_Lead_Paint May 05 '24

Ditto brother. Ditto.

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u/space-tech May 05 '24

Don't kink shame

unless that's your thing...

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u/Nothing_new_to_share May 05 '24

Oh shit, kink shaming as a kink, I never even... 🤯

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u/DrMokhtar May 05 '24

There are sinks to wash your hands you know. Or are just one of those nasty clowns who are too good to wash your hands?

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u/Drizzle__16 May 05 '24

You don't lick your fingers on the way to the sink? Psycho!

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u/bad-acid May 05 '24

yeah after peeing I wash my hands. I'd still rather just not be covered in piss to begin with. After using this? I'm showering and doing laundry.

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u/XiTzCriZx May 05 '24

Nah, soap up your hands and rinse them off with your pee, gotta save the water!

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u/danger355 May 05 '24

Take a shit up there and I'll be impressed.

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u/SkeeterIsBlue May 05 '24

Are the handles sticky? Do they smell like pee? Too many guys don’t know how to pee straight and even more don’t wash their hands

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

Just be a guy that does wash their hands.

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u/rndljfry May 05 '24

but you can’t get to the sink before you climb down

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u/LineChef May 05 '24

Bare assed all the way.

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u/PinchALofaTatupu May 05 '24

Next poor soul to walk in doesn’t even have a chance to look away before being met with a stranger’s asshole at direct eye level.

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u/thethunder92 May 05 '24

You climb up and then you say “release the eel” and your clumping buddy will pull it out for you

Haven’t you ever been climbing before?

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u/picklesNtoes23 May 05 '24

Not sure if his “clumping buddy” generally works in the front region. He does, however, have your back.

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u/aleques-itj May 05 '24

Gotta take your pants off otherwise it'll be too hard to climb with them around your ankles

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u/WhenTheDevilCome May 05 '24

Their insurance company is fully unaware of this situation.

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u/Leelze May 05 '24

Thought the same thing. Absolute insurance nightmare.

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u/TheRealJetlag May 05 '24

Having a husband and a son, I guarantee > 0 men have tried to hit it from a standing position.

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u/Mr-Superbia May 05 '24

True, my first thought was: “oh I could totally hit that without climbing!”

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u/Rion23 May 05 '24

And then you get half way through and realize, you fucked up.

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u/Fickle-Inevitable-50 May 05 '24

No, that’s when the climb finally begins.

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u/BobbyChicks May 05 '24

Which is the moment you switch to the lower urinal.

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u/NeigongShifu May 05 '24

can only be used by climbing

"Are you quite sure about that?"

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u/tttxgq May 05 '24

I would totally do that, problem though is at the end of the stream.

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u/LugubriousLament May 05 '24

At that point you have to hope no one is using the adjacent urinal, for a near seamless transition.

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u/snoosh00 May 05 '24

near

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u/tttxgq May 05 '24

Ever used the men’s bathrooms in bars or stadiums? There’s piss everywhere.

Walls? Soaked in piss. Floors? Covered in piss. In the stalls? Piss on the seat. Piss under the seat. Piss all around the bowl, and under it. If there is any toilet roll, it’s wet. From the sink? No, it’s piss of course.

These people live and work amongst us.

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u/olatorhan May 05 '24

Yeah, you know you're fucked but try to keep up the pressure as long as possible, desperately hoping for earth to be hit by an enormous asteroid.

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u/planeteshuttle May 05 '24

I was already planning it out how long I'd have to hold it to produce the necessary stream power.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24 edited May 15 '24

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u/Thisisnotathrowawaym May 05 '24

No need to climb just spray and pray

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

They also don't have stalls. You just hang from the ceiling and try to hit a seatless toilet bowl.

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u/Shitty_Watercolour May 05 '24

https://i.imgur.com/PhAi68p.jpeg

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u/Exedra_ May 05 '24

A shitty watercolour in the wild! That's a first for me.

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u/Brettsterbunny May 05 '24

Quick everyone get in here u/shitty_watercolour did a thing

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u/BelgianBeerGuy May 05 '24

You mean a French toilet?

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u/LowB0b May 05 '24

In french those are called turkish toilets lol

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u/A1sauc3d May 05 '24

In Turkey they’re called German toilets

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u/Zillahi May 05 '24

In China they’re called toilets

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u/MrKillApple May 05 '24

I'm German, never seen these toilets

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u/bash_beginner May 05 '24

And of course the Germans don't get the joke, lol.

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u/SpoonsInTheFootPowdr May 05 '24

nasty

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u/DanielGREY_75 May 05 '24

imagine slipping and smashing your jaw on the piss filled bowl, bleh

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u/Feeling_Pinapple770 May 05 '24

Imagine? I don't need to.

0/10

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u/cantfindmykeys May 05 '24

"It's over Anakin!.I have the highground!"

Is the only acceptable thing to say to your peeing buddy.

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u/Theopella May 05 '24

You underestimate my power!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

I’d hang off the wall and piss into the lower urinal, to assert dominance

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

Personally, I prefer my climbing holds to be covered in a thin glaze of piss spray.

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u/0OKM9IJN8UHB7 May 05 '24

Nice and tacky, high grip!

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey May 05 '24

I need to know what the things you scribbled out are.

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u/dhalvin May 05 '24

Probably artifacts that would give away this is an AI generated image

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u/Dream--Brother May 05 '24

Exactly lol. This isn't real.

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u/Garr_Barr May 05 '24

The edge of the urinal is a great first hold.

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u/Nothing_new_to_share May 05 '24

Required two hand start actually.

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u/bringbackfireflypls May 05 '24

Urinal is aid, v0 in my gym toilet

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u/SaltyLonghorn May 05 '24

I was thinking of climbing on top of the lower urinal and dynoing to the high one.

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u/sicilian504 May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

If that's real, I have the feeling who ever cleans those bathrooms is not paid anywhere near enough to put up with that. Make whoever designed that clean the floor and walls and see how quickly it's removed.

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u/wolfgang784 May 05 '24

Surely there arent toooo many people actually attempting it. No?

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u/notnotaginger May 05 '24

I mean…. I’m a woman but even knowing the filth involved, I would feel compelled to try it. 🤷‍♀️

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u/PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS May 05 '24

What's crazy about this to me is that usually public bathrooms are unsanitary because of people just not caring and being more gross than they need to be. In this case, I can't think of any way to use this where it doesn't get filthy, even if the person using it was being as careful as possible.

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u/notnotaginger May 05 '24

Sure, but then you can go out and tell everyone you hit the target and hug everyone in celebration.

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u/PastEmergency9218 May 05 '24

Slips off the wall and hits head on the other urinal.

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u/PoconoBobobobo May 05 '24

The janitor at this place hates every single male gym member. And their boss.

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u/lilStankfur May 05 '24

The guy pissing next to them must be like:

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u/ubiquitous-joe May 05 '24

Wow, they found a way to make the open bowl—the worst of all urinal shapes—even more uncomfortable.

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u/vi0lette May 05 '24

Home of challenge pissing

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u/zshap May 05 '24

You better believe I’m standing on the floor and trying to pee into that urinal

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u/ccasey May 05 '24

That is foul

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u/Vast-Dream May 05 '24

Let’s grab and touch as many things next to the urinal as possible.

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u/unknown_dull_nerd May 05 '24

Urinal in your face as you climb......no thanks

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

That’s an awkward view for the guy at the normal one.

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u/K10RumbleRumble May 05 '24

Fuck you, Jonsey, this is how a real man rocks a piss.

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u/jwall9108 May 05 '24

V5 in my gym

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u/Fezzik527 May 05 '24

And if you slip off, you rearrange your taint/nutsack

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u/HorseofTruth May 05 '24

R/ damn that’s disgusting

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u/Valetria May 05 '24

As a former climbing gym employee…..hell no. That’s disgusting. It’s bad enough when people won’t take their climbing shoes off when they go in the locker rooms/bathrooms. No one wants to climb something covered in piss/germs.

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u/azcheekyguy May 05 '24

My god at least put a fucking divider between them.

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u/Capn-Video May 05 '24

How is everyone not immediately seeing this is AI? THE FUCKING SCRIBBLES DAWG

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u/kell96kell May 05 '24

If i take off my pants before climbing it would be fine

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u/Houtaku May 05 '24

Challenge accepted. *strips nude and mounts the wall*

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u/mart1373 May 05 '24

That seems like asking for a lawsuit if someone tries to do that but falls and gets injured.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

This sounds like a health and safety nightmare