r/landscaping 4d ago

What would you do with a yard this steep?

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u/basic-midwest-man 4d ago

Terrace and appreciate the hell out of the fact you’ll never have water in the basement

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u/nimbus_signal 4d ago

Absolutely.

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u/deltama 4d ago edited 2d ago

I have a yard almost exactly like this though grade is less steep. I plan to terrace, half moon terrace for the fire pit, green house in the corner, and a flat part under the deck for additional patio

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u/DrRickMarsha11 4d ago

This exactly what my parents did they also set up some pretty cool lights at the edge of their property before the woods etc. It’s pretty sweet

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u/lovinthegame44 4d ago

Pictures!?!?

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u/DixonHerbox 3d ago

Build hobbit houses and rent them on VRBO

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u/esphoria 1d ago

With a secret tunnel?

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u/DixonHerbox 18h ago

Yes and if you discover it, you’ll find a cache of Mithril, A custom smithed vest will be made for you.

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u/Competitive_Top_677 4h ago

This is actually the best idea…

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u/vaginapple 4d ago

I agree; Pictures !?!?

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u/bonghits96 4d ago

How about some Pictures!?!? from OP

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u/RP1616 4d ago

Not I’m of a Vaginapple?

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u/Intravertical 3d ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

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u/HighContrastShadows 4d ago

Bonus Reddit points if the pics include a cat.

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u/AlternisBot 4d ago

We also need a banana for scale

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u/Western_Rope_2874 3d ago

Guys, I’m lost. Can you tell me which way to go?

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u/Trick_Owl8261 3d ago

This is the way

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u/byronbaybe 3d ago

"Which way to go"

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u/Massive-Government35 3d ago

For sure 😁

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u/Pluperfectt 2d ago

Or avocado . . .

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u/kpk_soldiers274 4d ago

This is the way.

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u/genericredit 3d ago

This is the way.

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u/blue_dusk1 3d ago

This is the way

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u/schmasay 3d ago

this is the way

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u/corckscrew3 3d ago

Way is the this

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u/MoonProtectionFactor 4d ago

There’s no cat?

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u/HighContrastShadows 3d ago

I can only ask: in picture, if cat. Fame and fortune come to those who wait and provide bonus cats.

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u/Massive-Government35 3d ago

There is always a cat

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u/AssumptionExpert7597 3d ago

Or banana?

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u/NuclearBroliferator 3d ago

For the implication?

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u/AssumptionExpert7597 2d ago

Nah for context ETA earlier in the comments someone mentioned a banana

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u/NuclearBroliferator 2d ago

Ah. For scale of course!

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u/Peach_Proof 3d ago

And banana for scale

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u/0X2DGgrad 3d ago

Extra bonus points if the cat is white.

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u/Mmmm33ple 3d ago

And feet

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u/Pluperfectt 2d ago

Or Hobbits . . .

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u/HighContrastShadows 1d ago

Only if they install a proper hobbit door too!

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u/mongo4mayor 3d ago

I really want this person to reply with just a picture of their parents.

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u/Frequent-Alfalfa4962 3d ago

Selfie of parents holding a cat eating a banana in front of lit up woods.

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u/RocketDog2001 3d ago

Damnit, I forgot about the lit up woods

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u/Pristine_Curve_13 4d ago

Mind sending a picture?

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u/originalPGOODY 3d ago

Haha, more likely to get pill pics first

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u/DrRickMarsha11 3d ago

Some of us are addicts bud but thankfully I can do both

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u/jonny45k 3d ago

I wanna see that

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u/DrRickMarsha11 3d ago

I’m sorry I have tons of pictures but I’d rather not post pics of my parents entire home. I can try to get separate pics of the fire pit, grill and chill area under the deck, the hammock and or a picture from under the deck looking into the backyard but I am not going to post a picture of my parents house because I post stupid shit on here and I don’t want idiots searching / finding my parents house. I will never underestimate the power of the internet

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u/redwoodavg 3d ago

I would think there is some ai design app for that.. I’m surprised one the the 15million Reddit bots hasn’t chimed in.

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u/Shawndy58 3d ago

Do you have a water slide?

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u/thisisfuxinghard 4d ago

Have any samples of how it will look?

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u/SagittariusDonkey 4d ago

Yeah... we're going to need pictures.

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u/hoofwale 3d ago

Terraces have amazing opportunities for scenery, outlook and veggies gardens. OP can be considered lucky.

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u/salamigunn 4d ago

Sounds nice 👍

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u/lokalarry 4d ago

I used to build things like this with a guy. It was so fun. We built out a gravel patio at the top of this hill that he had mulched and gardened. It was beautiful but you couldn’t get a truck anywhere near it. We lugged I think 2 yds of gravel up there bucket by bucket. Their house was basically 3 stories with the bottom being the garage then two floors above. You could look down on the roof of the house from the area we were climbing to. Probably the most sore I’ve ever been.

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u/eatyourveggiesnow21 4d ago

I love that idea! Sounds suuuuper expensive, tho 20k...40k?

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u/deltama 4d ago

Nah, YouTube, rent a skid steer. Be super cognizant of drainage and backfill and probably under 10k. I plan to buy a kit greenhouse though.

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u/Juzzdide 3d ago

What’s terrace ?

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u/godofmilksteaks 3d ago

It's essentially where you flatten out sections going up the slope. Pretty much like giant stairs made out of a yard.

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u/willykna 3d ago

Square peg round hole

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u/Decent-Cheesecake-99 3d ago

I watched this done on a backyard in Bella Vista, Ar and I was amazed how pretty it came out.

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u/Something4now69 3d ago

You’re dreaming

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u/lovetocook966 3d ago

I had a front yard like this that was hell to mow with a regular push mower, We sold it because at 25 I the wife and the only one that felt responsible about the yard, was having trouble keeping it up and there was no way in my later years I'd ever be able to do it. The people that bought it let it go all natural and it's now a jungle and you can't see the house anymore. I can't blame them but it was the super lazy way to deal with the front yard and it looks like crap from what google images is showing.

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u/idschuette 2d ago

Will not be complete without a secret tunnel basement entrance

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u/roadrunnuh 4d ago

And slip and slides in the summer

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u/fr3dTheBrave 4d ago

Bob/sledge track in winter?

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u/injn8r 3d ago

Marble race track. Ooh ooh, HotWheels track.

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u/Unsolicited_PunDit 4d ago

Egg race in spring?

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u/mrbeck02 4d ago

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u/Key-Driver-361 3d ago

What a wonderful bit of silliness - humans are so creative at finding ways to hurt themselves! Thank you for posting this link!

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u/onimush115 3d ago

Sanka, ya dead?

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u/vikingsurplus 3d ago

Nah, man.. not yet.

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u/youareenough88 3d ago

Yep, straight through that fence with the ice 🤣

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u/Wormfood101 3d ago

Snow tube!

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u/Peach_Proof 3d ago

Rope tow

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u/Breck221 3d ago

We had a guy named Bob Sledge who played offensive tackle on my college football team many years ago. His son Sam is on the team currently.

I think the word you’re looking for is bobsled?

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u/fr3dTheBrave 3d ago

Could be, I'm not really familiar with winter sports in English.....

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u/Necessary_Mode_7583 4d ago

Snowboarding and sleds in the winter

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u/trisanachandler 4d ago

Depends on the bottom.

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u/eNYC718 4d ago

Came here to say this and charge people an entrance fee 🤣

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u/Maleficent-Ice-8416 3d ago

How much did you charge me for it today

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u/D4HCSorc 4d ago

Came here for this.

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u/GrandPoobah1977 4d ago

My first thought!

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u/Spirited-Chemistry-9 4d ago

With a pool at the end of the

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u/brianundies 4d ago

Yeah this is utterly begging for a waterslide and that’s before considering if he has kids

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u/zSprawl 3d ago

Crocodile-Mile or bust! (your face)

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u/19thAve 3d ago

I came here to say exactly this. Thank you.

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u/atomicmoose762 3d ago

To a ramp over presumably the fence at the bottom into the neighbors pool.

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u/TTvCptKrunch152 3d ago

The fence at the bottom of the hill might enjoy some ankles as a treat

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u/Smooth_Woodpecker_49 3d ago

Put a pool at the bottom and slide at the top

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u/Wormfood101 3d ago

I came here to say this!!

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u/Nooskwdude 3d ago

Just check for rocks or it will be a slip and bleed from the anus.

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u/Thagnor 3d ago

Was gonna say water slide, has a near perfect angle for it. Even better if it leads to swimmable water.

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u/SpiritOfHumanity 3d ago

I came here for this!

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u/Mastergamer0115 3d ago

One of my family members did this. They have a hill like this in their yard. The kids loved it.

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u/SwimOk9629 3d ago

came here to say this

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u/Renaissance_Slacker 3d ago

This. Terraces on both sides, retain the smooth slope in the middle for alcohol-fueled highjinks.

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u/Just_a_nobody_2 3d ago

Roly-poly is fun too

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u/FartAttack911 3d ago

Came here to say “A kick-ass slip n slide, obviously” 😆

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u/mustangdude2008 3d ago

Slip and go bleed.

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u/Electrical_Bit_8580 3d ago

And a lift system to get you back to the top.

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u/kmbarlow 3d ago

Sledding in the winter

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u/Live_Breakfast_5692 1d ago

Imagine trying to stop at the bottom 😭

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u/iplaypokerforaliving 3d ago

I went to the most redneck 4th of July slip in slide that did this years ago. It was awesome. They used hay bails with tarps to keep the track in line while you go down, and then made a pool at the bottom.

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u/roadrunnuh 3d ago

That's pretty heavy duty, sounds fun

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u/BigDaddySteve999 3d ago

I have a friend from high school who does this every year.

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u/Something4now69 3d ago edited 3d ago

Look at how significant your neighbors wall is and how it basically accomplished nothing. You would need a wall about twice as high if you want to create an actual usable flat space in your yard. I know these things because I do this every day and I’ve been doing it for over a decade. I am a landscaper not an armchair joker like everyone else in this group. Your hill looks too steep to park an excavator on if there even is access to get it into the backyard. So it looks to me that it would all have to be dug by hand which is going to require it to take a lot more time and money I’d estimate it would cost you somewhere around $15,000 and you’d end up with maybe a few feet of flat area that you could set up some cornhole, or something like that on the edge of the 10ft wall. I just don’t know if it’s actually worth it and it would actually be something you would want for that much money and it would have to be built very well perfectly correct with excellent drainage for it to not become a headache a few years down the road. If you wanted the entire backyard terraced just do that math. Maybe 3, ten foot walls with steps going down the middle. You’re talking, at least $55,000, probably more. And DO NOT forget that gardens REQUIRE work to maintain. If you’re paying a company to come do that it’s going to be a few thousand annually and the landscapers themselves will hate having to work at your steep property. I recommend planting some trees that you like. Put varieties that will get tallest farther down the hill and smaller more ornamental type trees farther up the hill. Trees don’t require as much maintenance, usually just some pruning rather than having to use shears and rakes and all that.

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u/nimbus_signal 3d ago

Yes. I'm thinking that for flat ground, my best option is the area right at the top by the house – either a bit of a retaining wall there and a patio, or another deck level. For the rest of the yard though, perhaps it can be much smaller "terraces" – I'm seeing a lot of recommendations for a product called Dirt Locker.

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u/nfiniteJest 3d ago

One of the first things I'd want to do is build a deck level with the back sliding doors that is almost as wide as the house and out to the top deck pillars. Then you'd have a partially covered outdoor living space. You could even screen that in if you have any bugs, and maybe extend the covered area with a pergola. Then begin the terraced garden path leading down from some stairs off the side of the deck. Not all of it would need to be terraced with hardscaping, and you could use plants that do well around slopes and rocks, like creeping phlox. A waterfall fountain feature (not a pond, just a waterfall) would be relatively easy to pull off with some flagstone and a small water reservoir with a pump.

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u/Mariodekabro 4d ago

Waterslide

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u/FourScoreTour 4d ago

Terracing was my thought as well, but I like the slip and slide suggestion. Perhaps a lane on one side for a slide.

Also, I'd build the lower deck where someone decided to cheap out. Integrate extra support for that upper deck.

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u/Academic-Travel-4661 4d ago

I’d also put a screened room under the deck - I think are kits you can get to do this.

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u/De5perad0 4d ago

Rent a front end loader and go to town.

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u/Lucid_Sandwich 4d ago

If it does get terraced, make sure you have some really sturdy retaining walls as well as some really well designed drainage, or you're going to end up with chasms all over the place where water washes everything out.

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u/Jumpy_Chair_3979 4d ago

You could have an awesome garden/anything you want if you place the terrace walls correctly.

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u/_lippykid 4d ago

Deck and/or retaining walls with steps seem like the two best choices to me

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u/AllyBeetle 4d ago

Could you tell us more about your location?

Do you know your stratigraphy, such as how deep the top soil goes and what is below it?

Terraces are great until the retaining walls start to fail. More permanent retaining walls require significant investment but will last as long as the house.

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u/egyeager 4d ago

Look up the Dirtlocker system, you have the perfect yard for it and it is FAR cheaper than terraces

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u/deedabs 4d ago

Oooh. Maybe look into putting in a multi layer terrace type?

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u/killian1113 4d ago

Why can't you put a pool ? You are aware you can add dirt and cement, right?

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u/haha7125 4d ago

When you terrace it, leave a small strip of the hill untouched for the best slip and slide ever

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u/Fruitypebblefix 4d ago

Slip n slide.

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u/CandyFlippin4Life 4d ago

Terrace farm it

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u/SirarieTichee_ 3d ago

Please for the love of God if you get a retaining wall put in even you terrace it get someone who knows that they're doing. Get an engineering firm to do intermittent checks on it. A great way to destroy you home and back yard is a badly done retaining wall

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u/Snow357 3d ago

Roll down that hill 🤯

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u/Substantial_System66 3d ago

Ski/sled in the winter, slip n slide in the summer.

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u/Lucky-Departure-9880 3d ago

I would do your mom on an incline that steep

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u/ihoptdk 3d ago

Don’t listen to them. You don’t need a terrace. Plant stuff that’s healthy for the environment and bees and shit.

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u/nsfw_stress 3d ago

could you add dirt level it compact it

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u/babyreiko 3d ago

U need a retaining wall your house’s foundation last

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u/agonyou 3d ago

And add a man cave, literally

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u/Something4now69 3d ago

Yeah, but you’re gonna have a totally different problem to deal with. It’s called your foundation is going to crack and slip downhill.

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u/Beez1111 2d ago

Could do a fun hobby vineyard 🍇

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u/DrewdoggKC 1d ago

Slip N Slide