r/funny • u/sabaloma • 4d ago

Soviet dad: eating techniques

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u/helix_nebula_98 4d ago

I have and will continue drinking pickle juice and later eat the cucumbers from the jar. I will continue eating raw onions, whenever there is a chance.

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u/FreeGums 4d ago

It's the juice that keeps your muscles from being sore or overworked. It's great if you're planning to run a half marathon later that day

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u/SubzeroAK 4d ago

Or even if you're planning to sit on the ouch all day. Let's not confuse people!

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u/MoKh4n89 4d ago

I sometimes do half a marathon whilst sitting on the couch all day...

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u/SubzeroAK 4d ago

Weird, sometimes my watch tells me the same thing...

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u/DefinitelyButtStuff 3d ago

Gee, who knew you could gain 10 steps from laying in your bed.