r/funny • u/sabaloma • 4d ago

Soviet dad: eating techniques

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u/helix_nebula_98 4d ago

I have and will continue drinking pickle juice and later eat the cucumbers from the jar. I will continue eating raw onions, whenever there is a chance.

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u/elheber 4d ago

I have and will continue to eat the kiwifruit whole. It's the proper way. Chicken bone cartilage is meat too. I ain't here to feed the ants.

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u/muskratio 4d ago

When I was pregnant I started eating kiwis this way because they were all I wanted to eat and I didn't have the patience to peel them all. Dunno why I never tried it before, it's actually delicious. The rind is kind of tart and adds a really nice extra flavor, plus it's got a lot of good fiber in it.

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u/MyPunsSuck 4d ago

Is it not normal to eat the skin? I used to work at a grocery store, and I'd just grab a random "exotic" fruit with every lunch. Whole kiwi is hardly the strangest option

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u/Manovsteele 4d ago

For reference, I've never seen anyone eat the skin

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u/MyPunsSuck 3d ago

I'm a monster

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u/muskratio 4d ago

When I was growing up my mom would always peel it, so that's what I did. Now I know better!