r/facepalm • u/Reddit_Sucks_1401 • 4d ago

What even is this? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Professional-Hat-687 4d ago

Also it's by Virgie Tovar, who desperately needs to get a real job.

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u/CableTrash 4d ago

She looks exactly like how I imagined.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 4d ago

Wait until you hear her speak. I honestly don't care that she's heavy; shes such an insufferable twat. A real feminist wouldn't tell other women how much cake they're allowed to eat, Virgie.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 3d ago

Also that cake looks pretty disgusting. Like, fine for an eight year old's birthday party but not for a middle aged woman to be so obsessed over that she takes it as a personal insult if you don't want a big slice.

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u/CarrieWhiteDoneWrong 3d ago

As an old lady, I am here to say all cake is pretty great. Even bad cake is a delicacy after two or three manhattans. Which, consequently is the fuel I think Tovar is running on with her backhanded support and dead grandma clothes. CAKE FOR EVERYONE

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u/Classic_Impact5195 3d ago

thats the kind of cake i eat out of politness to not offend the birthday kid. But only a very small slice.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 3d ago

I probably would eat a little bit then crumble up the rest in the napkin and discretely bin it.