r/facepalm • u/wach_era13 • 4d ago

So, a woman has to have kids and married to be a role model?🤦‍♂️ 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Satanicjamnik 4d ago edited 3d ago

While giving a dry handjob to some dude in a public place while vaping. Virgin Mary is envious of her virtue.

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u/Raskel_61 4d ago

She's emulating the other Mary.

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u/CapAccomplished8072 4d ago

No , I am quite sure that one cheated on Joseph

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u/lorax1284 4d ago

"Oh, that shepherd? The lean, muscular one who works in the fields all day? Nah, he had nothing to do with it, he was just a witness. Yeah. He saw god force himself on me and make me pregnant. It's god! What choice did I have?!?"

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u/CapAccomplished8072 4d ago

Gotta admit, that one lie grew too big for the community