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So, a woman has to have kids and married to be a role model?🤦‍♂️ 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/miauguau44 4d ago

Meanwhile Lauren Boebert was a grandmother at 36.

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u/brannon1987 4d ago

In their eyes, she's the perfect role model. She got pregnant early and made sure her kid followed suit.

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u/HermaeusMajora 4d ago

There's that and then all the meth she's been doing.

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u/brannon1987 4d ago

And the groping in a public theater on camera

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u/lagx777 4d ago

While vaping

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u/Free-Initiative-7957 4d ago

In front of children, after being asked to stop by the pregnant lady who was concerned about inhaling whatever the trash was partaking of. And then posted about it, joking as if she thought she did the show a favor by giving them a shout out, instead of having any sense of shame or decency about ruining the night for the audience as well blatantly disrespecting the entire cast, crew and venue by acting like an unconscionable fool.

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u/Capones_Vault 4d ago

And not a peep from her party. Trash, all of them.

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u/Sloth_grl 4d ago

I just realized that no one talks shit about the guy. Why isn’t he being called out on his behavior? Why aren’t people criticizing him? Even I wasn’t and I’m a woman.

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u/Capones_Vault 4d ago

He's trash too but he's not representing the "family values party" like she does.

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u/Sloth_grl 4d ago

Good point.

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u/bazilbt 4d ago

He isn't a member of congress

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 4d ago

Nobody really knows him hes not a prominent figure

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u/khanfusion 3d ago

Probably because as a public figure, it makes more sense to talk about Boebert than the dude she was seeing, who is not a public figure.

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u/the__Gallant 3d ago

Meaning if she was a nobody this would be totally ok???

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u/koolaid_snorkeler 4d ago

And that "do you know who I am?" shit. Very classy stuff, around the trailer park.

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u/lagx777 4d ago

Honey, that's trashy for the trailer park!

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u/Snellyman 4d ago

Shows that she is fertile.

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u/elliot89 4d ago

She seams fun, but a one off not long term bloody nightmare.

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u/stealthmodedirt 4d ago

Grandkid's named Methany... Bet

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u/Avia53 3d ago

And still people voted for that.

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u/NeevBunny 4d ago

Isn't her boyfriend or husband or whatever he is also a pedophile? Seems like the earliest possible pregnancy is something they're trying to push on all fronts

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u/zeptillian 4d ago

They are trying to lower the age of consent. 

They want women married off by age 14 like the Taliban.

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u/ThatScaryBeach 4d ago

Republicans are working on 12. 12 years old is a child.

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u/alolanalice10 4d ago

14 is a child too but 12 is unthinkable

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u/ThatScaryBeach 4d ago

Indeed, why is lowering the age of consent such an important part of the Republican agenda? We get they hate taxes, we get they don't want gun restrictions, but why do they need to lower the age of consent so badly?

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u/alolanalice10 4d ago

(We know why)

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u/HotType4940 4d ago

Because they want to have sex with children. Hope that clears it up for you.

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u/Vaalgras 3d ago

They want the world to be how it was back in the 1800s.

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u/Entire-Ad2058 4d ago

Wait. Where are you seeing this?

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u/anondaddio 4d ago

Legislation was proposed with this or one person said it?

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u/SnooGrapes6230 2d ago

Legislation was proposed in Missouri, Ohio, Indiana, and Tennessee just this year.

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u/anondaddio 2d ago

Copy that thank you. Hadn’t heard that.

I understand two 17 year olds getting married with parents permission, I don’t see a scenario where two 12 year olds get married. Odd. Wonder what the justification stated was.

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u/SnooGrapes6230 2d ago

According to GOP Rep Jess Edwards "Because they are ripe and fertile".

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u/NeevBunny 4d ago

Please lol 14 is probably an old hag by Bobert's husband's standards.

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u/arencordelaine 3d ago

Twelve. By twelve, girls should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, silent until spoken to, submissive, and unable to vote. Boys should be working many jobs in factories and mines at this age, for twelve hours minimum, while learning how to be a good, patriotic citizen and do what conservative leaders tell them to do.

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u/totally-hoomon 4d ago

Yep she let's pedophiles be around kids

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 4d ago

He got them values see 😂😂

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u/BewBewsBoutique 4d ago

She married the dude who flashed her when she was a child, for them she’s “proof” that the way they treat women and children “works.”

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u/driverman42 4d ago

And I hear she's great with hand jobs, especially when children are present.

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u/randomwanderingsd 4d ago

Yankme Doodle

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u/Peanuts4Peanut 4d ago

Happy cake day! 🎂

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u/driverman42 4d ago

Thank you

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u/ThatScaryBeach 4d ago

Bobo wants to wish you a Handy Cake Day!

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u/driverman42 4d ago

Ok. I'll meet up with her at the school play. Thank you.

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u/uselessusername20 4d ago

Oh hey, cake day twins! Happy cake day 🎂

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u/driverman42 4d ago

And a happy cake day too you!

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u/Manuels-Kitten 4d ago

The gran of my stepdad who became a grandmom at 31 (had first at 16, that kid had a kid at 13) would be his role model lol 💀

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u/Soggy_Difficulty_361 4d ago

Pretty low bar set, to give more credit to a woman for doing essentially what is a natural process while discrediting another for her achievements and talent.

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u/Birkin07 4d ago

Rawdoggin’ for the good lord.

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u/Shurigin 4d ago

Not to mention the mother of her grandchild was 14 when she got pregnant

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u/burnmenowz 4d ago

And her kids and ex husband have experience with the legal system. That's just good parenting. /s

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u/Kotsaka04 4d ago

More like she is such a good parent that God decided to bump her to Grandparent status way ahead of schedule /s

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u/No-Sense-6260 3d ago

She also married a pedophile, and raised criminals. All things the right thinks is great.

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u/SabbyDude 4d ago

Well whoever "their" is, trust me, she's also isn't the perfect role model, it is someone who is a mother by 30 and a grandmother by 60 and great grandmother by 90 and greater grandmother by 120 and so on...

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u/Satanicjamnik 4d ago edited 3d ago

While giving a dry handjob to some dude in a public place while vaping. Virgin Mary is envious of her virtue.

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u/Free-Initiative-7957 4d ago

On a first (and last, because at least he had sense enough to be embarrassed when he sobered up) date no less.

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u/Melificarum 4d ago

A lot of Republican women can relate.

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u/chilo_W_r 4d ago

Juicing the Beetle, if you will

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u/Raskel_61 4d ago

She's emulating the other Mary.

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u/CapAccomplished8072 4d ago

No , I am quite sure that one cheated on Joseph

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u/lorax1284 4d ago

"Oh, that shepherd? The lean, muscular one who works in the fields all day? Nah, he had nothing to do with it, he was just a witness. Yeah. He saw god force himself on me and make me pregnant. It's god! What choice did I have?!?"

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u/CapAccomplished8072 4d ago

Gotta admit, that one lie grew too big for the community

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u/ImMeliodasKun 4d ago

Anti-Virgin Mary?

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u/Raskel_61 4d ago

Magadelene. If you read the book, she was a prostitute.

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u/davi1521 4d ago

no, it does not say that she was. a lot of people conflate her with another, unnamed prostitute

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u/Mushrooming247 4d ago

So is that a book other than the Bible, because the Bible does not say that.

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u/Sure_Garbage_2119 4d ago

and getting grobbed

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u/2012Jesusdies 3d ago

Ignoring the ethics, is there something wrong with a dry handjob? Or are you people using lube everytime?

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u/Satanicjamnik 3d ago

Nothing wrong if you ask me. It is better than no job isn't it?

I just added this extra adjective because it sound funnier, and it adds details of her public extra curricular activities. And it's not my business what a grown woman does on a first date in a theatre but she is holds a public office and she is always pontificating about family values, loving Jesus, morality and whatnot.

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u/pimpbot666 4d ago

The least she could have done is spit on his tool for lube.

Imagine a good ‘whhooock-TOO’

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u/nescko 4d ago

The same people that vote for a trash human like Boebert are the same ones who look down upon women over 30 who don’t have kids or aren’t married because they aren’t fulfilling their “traditional duties” in their eyes. It hurts their frail ideology that women can’t be happy unless they’re a bangmaid

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u/Ok-Rabbit1878 4d ago

“…who look down upon white (and some subgroups of Asian, because they’re fetishized) women over 30 who don’t have kids or aren’t married…”

They have very different feelings and rhetoric towards Black and Brown women who are married or have children young.

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u/baronesslucy 3d ago

Or a sex provider for their partner.

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u/MohatmoGandy 4d ago

Married a pedophile who exposed himself to her when she was a minor. Got pregnant and dropped out off school to have a shotgun wedding. Later seen jerking a man off in a crowded theater. The absolute best role model for young girls, because she’s white and she pushes out the children.

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u/lorax1284 4d ago

and don't forget that she's literally shameless and will say and do anything, even when saying it makes her 100% a hypocrite.

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u/-Opinionated- 4d ago

I’m not American but i started following some American politics when Obama ran for president because “a black man vs white woman” either one was be a first.

Then i started seeing Lauren boebert videos on reddit. I thought she was a caricature by the left for the longest time. There’s no way someone like this could be actually politically relevant.

Welp.

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u/MohatmoGandy 4d ago

Starting to follow American politics during the Obama administration must be like starting to follow Game of Thrones during Season 6. It was awesome, but very quickly became unimaginably bad.

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u/-Opinionated- 4d ago

That sums it up yeah.

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u/SoarNsquid 3d ago

dear god

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u/el-conquistador240 4d ago

Idiocracy was not supposed to be an instructional video

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u/Beneficial_Mix_8803 4d ago

And gave her small children guns for Christmas. So very role model.

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u/rotomangler 4d ago

This is the best response to that article

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u/Enigma7845 4d ago

Yeah no way am I letting my daughters grow up admiring that inbred,racist,transphobic,xenophobe.

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u/thelolz93 4d ago

I bet you they think she is a great role model.

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 4d ago

Like a real trailer trash person 😂

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u/PepsiSheep 4d ago

Holy shit, Lauren Biebert is younger than me and looks 10 years older... I'd have genuinely put money on her being in her 40's

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u/chessecakePhucker 4d ago

Look up her mom, she was suing some wrestler for child support, and it wasn't him, so mom started the whole mess

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u/Busterlimes 4d ago

Conservative values vs progressive values

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u/climbing2man 4d ago

Exactly!

Thanks for recommending an actual example of a role model!

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u/Dersce 4d ago

Speedrunning family.

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u/Candid-Sky-3709 4d ago

a super-trad child-wife ! /s

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u/OnewordTTV 4d ago

That's so crazy.... and here I am almost 36 and I still feel like a kid who could never take care of a kid. And she is a gilf already. Cmon don't lie. You know you would.

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u/Tiny-Reading5982 4d ago

Lordy. I’m 39 and I had my last kid at 32 (almost 33). I don’t expect to be a grandma for another 15 years I hope lol.

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u/Dirkdeking 4d ago

The fact someone only 5 years older than me is already a grandparent makes me really feel insanely old.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 4d ago

And she met her future husband when he was 22 and she was 16. He flashed his 🍆 and spun it at her at a McDonald's

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u/kgal1298 4d ago

That’s okay though because she’s making sure our population flourishes in the future /s

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u/Vienta1988 4d ago

Overachiever

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u/Bundyhundy100 4d ago

Perfect role model

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u/aniev7373 3d ago

And stroking dudes in public like nobody’s businesses.

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u/Armpitlover33 3d ago

And giving handjobs in public as a granny! Take that ageism!

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u/species5618w 3d ago

Lol, how did she manage that?

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u/thecountnotthesaint 4d ago

I mean I know who I'd rather see a show with.... I'll see myself out

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u/LeLBigB0ss2 4d ago

I mean, having a child at 18 isn't that bad, but we all know that's not why she was a grandmother at 36.

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u/Striking-Ad-8694 4d ago

And her dad is sweet Stan lane 🤣 poor dude

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u/Additional_Fan3610 4d ago

Fuck does this have to do with Taylor Swift?

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u/godfathercheetah 4d ago

People actually claim reddit isn't a leftist echo chamber. The likes on this post when it's about taylor swift ....... wha wha what what about whataboutism?

I guess I can do it then, you're a horrible role model if you own a private jet and complain about global warming.

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u/Scroticus- 4d ago

Good for her.

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u/Damncrypto 3d ago

Maybe borderline but 40 yr old grandmother was once the norm when we were a healthy society