r/facepalm • u/Novae224 • 4d ago

How can humanity disappoint so much 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Entire-Cow-1641 4d ago

Jesus Christ, love or hate Taylor Swift, it’s not cool to admit to wishing an eating disorder on someone. So weird.

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u/liog2step 4d ago

“Not hating…” 😑 um. Yes, yes you are. You can’t write whatever you want because you add ‘not hating’ or ‘no offense’.

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u/Obsidian-Phoenix 4d ago

Looks around, “I’m not racist, but…”

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u/Fallen_biologist 4d ago

It's a well known fact that everything before the "but" doesn't count.

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u/weirdo_nb 4d ago

But I have legs

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox 4d ago

"I hAvE a BlAcK fRiENd!"

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u/googdude 4d ago edited 4d ago

I’m not racist, but…” -This chicken is very good.

Wait, that's not racist.

Of course it isn't, weren't you listening? I said I'm not racist.

A bit from a comedian I forgot the name of.

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 4d ago

"Of course. But maybe..."

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u/Mateorabi 4d ago

I mean no disrespect but...

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u/Interesting-Fish6065 4d ago

Same goes for saying something horrible and then laughing and declaring yourself a bitch.

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u/geronimo11b 4d ago

Sure as hell can. It’s in the Geneva Conventions, look it up!

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u/TurangaLeela78 4d ago

Sorry not sorry… No offense, but…

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u/Kel-Varnsen85 4d ago

"No offense but..." The classic line when someone wants make fun of another person's appearance but make it seem like constructive criticism.

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u/CommandantPeepers 4d ago

you can’t write whatever you want

why not?